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06. whiny willows

[when i said they're was a surprise i didn't mean a good one]

[iTS IN THE NEXT CHAPTER O_O]

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"We are running out of stuff to do." Niall points out.

"I know." I sigh, looking up at the sky. "But we could always sleep."

You are so boring." Niall mutters. "You're in a store with all these exciting things and you want to sleep?"

"I didn't get any sleep though."

"Why?"

"Depression has side effects." I pause to grip the shelf tighter, feeling it move a bit. "And lack of sleep is one of them."

"I guess we have to give in." Niall sighs. "We have to play twenty questions, but you have to ask the most embarrassing questions and if you don't answer, you loose a point. The person with the least points has to do something for the other person."

"Like?"

"I don't know yet," He admits. "But I will soon."

"Alright."

"Do you want to go first?"

"Mhm," Niall grins. "Are you gay?"

"You're really just going to drop the bomb like that?" I laugh. "I'm probably not. Everyone in the UK are just big turn offs. Are you gay?"

"Probably." Niall runs a hand through his hair. "When was your first time?"

"When I was sixteen, with a girl in my class that was really pretty. We're still friends." I sigh as my mind was overflowed with memories from her. "Name five people you'd go gay for?"

"Doctor Who, any Australian ever, all male actors on Supernatural, Andrew Garfield and...." Niall trails off. "....you."

I look down to hide my blush. "No you wouldn't."

"I totally would."

"Don't say that! Oh my gosh!"

Even though I don't look at Niall, I can hear the grin in his voice when he says, "I'm just tellin' the truth."

"See now it's awkward." I groan, tugging at my sleeves.

"It's alright," Niall laughs. "If you could use one object in this store as a dildo, what would you use?"

"Oh my God." I mumble. "You're so sexual."

"If you don't answer you loose a point."

"I'd use a.... Cucumber."

"Why a cucumber?" Niall laughs.

"Because...they're clean?!" I ask more then answer.

"You are an inspiration." Niall chuckles.

"Thank you." I smile. "If you were a girl, what's the first thing you'd do?"

"Masturbate."

"Oh my God, is sex all you think about?" I whisper, "Why are you so sexual?!"

"I'm always horny!"

"I didn't need to know that!"

"You learn something new everyday, Harry Styles." Niall grins. "What's the worst thing you've done?"

"Me and my friend Zayn stole his dad's new car and drove it out of London and decided to build a ramp for it and the engine broke before the car lit on fire." I mumble.

"What?"

"We rolled it into a river though!"

"That's insane!"

I roll my eyes. "What's the worst thing you did this week?"

"I stabbed somebody."

I can tell by him face that he didn't mean to say it so bluntly.

"What?"

"You didn't ask why though so, ha." Niall grins. "If you were a prostitute what would you give to people?"

"Blow jobs. I don't need a STD." I reply. "Why'd you stab somebody?"

"I won't answer that."

"Niall." I whine, tilting my head to give him my best pout.

He stares at me for a few seconds before a beamy smile appears on his face and he tears his gaze from me. "No, Harry."

"Why?"

"It's not important."

"If it isn't important then you can tell me--" I start to whine again.

"One day, if we keep talking I'll tell you."

I frown and cross my arms.

"Don't be a whiny willow."

"Fine, you loose a point."

"Yay." Niall mumbles sarcastically. "Would you go gay for somebody?"

Him and his obsession for homosexuals.

"Why not." I shrug. "I have nothing to loose. Would you go straight for somebody?"

"I don't know, vaginas freak me out a bit. There's too many holes."

I hold back a laugh, "What the hell is wrong with you?"

"Is that a question?" Niall grins.

I nod.

"I've been on the dark side of the Internet."

"You are phenomenal, Niall." I smile. "You are the sun and everybody else is stars."

"Why, thank you. I do try." Niall teases. "Are you dominant or submissive?"

"I'm not answering that!" I exclaim.

"You don't want to loose point now do you?" Niall teases.

"I'd rather loose a point."

"Answer it."

"Do I look dominant?" I raise my eyebrow at him.

"I want to hear you say it."

"Is that a new kink?"

"Your sassy when your not mopey."

"Niall--"

"Just say it." Niall smirks. "I'm listening."

I put my left hand over my heart and raise my right hand. "I, Harry Styles, am a submissive person."

Niall applauds. "That is life changing."

"I know."

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A/N: I felt that they did too much so why not a chapter of them just chilling and talking like hell yeah

and i didn't say the surprise was a good one guys *cue gasps* it's in the next chapter though

or the chapter after?¿? i don't know anymore

IF THERE IS ANYTHING WRONG OR MISSPELLED IN THIS CHAPTER IM SORRY IM GOING SOMEWHERE WITHOUT WIFI IN EIGHT SECONDS

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