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95 & a half. certain things

lol guess who?

BIG BIG BIG BIIIIG THANK YOU TO horanshair FOR THE COVER I APPRECIATE IT

A/N: GUESS WHAT THIS IS?! A ZIAM CHAPTER

lmao Ya'll we're probably hoping to figure out about Niall nah Ya'll gotta wait 😊

OKAY SO I WAS LIKE I PROBABLY WILL STILL UPDATE FREQUENTLY BECAUSE I ROCK SOCKS AT SCHOOL BUT IVE BEEN PILED IN HOMEWORK LIKE BRUH

And some of you guys send me covers but then you like.... Don't give me your username and you stop texting me back and I'm like yo.... What do I do...

I didn't want to make this its own chapter so it's chapter 95.5 lol.

But so this chapter is just completely ziam so... Yeah. Like Harry and Niall are mentioned once but other then that just Liam and Zayn ;) and no smut because I didn't feel like writing any lol. I wrote this chapter so quickly and smut takes me two weeks of revising and editing

I literally wrote this chapter waiting for my mom to buy a phone plan in the mall on a bench with a lady yelling at her boyfriend on the phone beside me. I feel extremely dedicated

But anyways sorry for the typos cause I did write this in a mall. And sorry it's short too

95.5 - Certain Things (James Arthur - Certain Things. It's actually a really good song)

Zayn's Point of View. (A/N: cause I ain't making this shit in Liam's POV lol).

When I wake up I realize I have three major issues I need to deal with.

1. Liam is completely draped over me, which is going to cause a dilemma when I try to escape because Liam is heavy.

2. Lulu has probably shitted the hallways to the point of no return because I've woken up four hours after her usual bathroom time.

And 3. I have morning wood.

Let's deal with the latter first.

I could easily fix it by jacking off or even better, doing something with Liam, but I decide against it and basically push Liam's whole body off of mine (and I almost push him entirely off the bed which would be funny but not that kind) before dragging myself to the washroom.

I freshen up and knowing my luck and how much Jesus favours me, I take a step in the hallway, right into Lulu's shit. I mean it's not the first, but I really pray it's the last.

"You're disgusting." I frown at Lulu, who's watching me from the safety of the end of the hallway. She does this thing with her face that almost looks like she's snickering at me, all like hey bitch, remember when you wouldn't let me poop? Who's laughing now? but I ignore it because everything is weird already, I don't need it getting weirder.

If you need to ask how is my life weird, I'll explain.

Harry, the shy, quiet, depressed clerk is dating a criminal, who is on a most wanted list, who happens to have a stepbrother that's a police officer and purple (lilac? I don't know. Niall don't me it was lilac and Harry told me it was purple) hair.

And that exact police officer has arrested me and then we had sex in the back of his police car and somewhere along the lines of that I fell in love with him.

Is that not weird?

I wouldn't be that surprised if my dog started talking to me. I'd probably reply with Lulu, shut up. I've seen stranger things. Like Niall and Harry's collection of toys. (Or more like Niall's collection of toys that he bought for Harry and Harry has yet to discover them).