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48. like a virgin

A/N: I forgot I wrote this chapter and what happens in this chapter and now I fear everybody will hate me

NIGHT CHANGES THOUGH IT WAS SO FUCKING CUTE THEN IT JUST KEPT GETTING WORSE AND WORSE AND THEN NIALL'S ARM LIT ON FIRE AND I SCREAMED I WASNT EXPECTING IT BUT THEN AGAIN WHY WAS HE BEING STUPID AND PUTTING HIS WHOLE ARM IN THE FIRE WTF YOU DOING

and just so everybody knows I went ice skating the day night changes came out without watching the music video and *cough* that's a sign from God hARRY'S MY SOULMATE

Harry Styles really has me whipped af dID YOU WATCH ELLEN IM DEAD

ALSO I WATCHED THE HUNGER GAMES MOCKINGJAY PART 1 HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT I WON'T SPOIL IT BECAUSE IM NICE BUT HOLY SHIT EVERYBODY NEEDS TO WATCH IT I DIDNT EVEN WATCH THE OTHER TWO AND I KNOW IT'S THE BEST OUT OF THE THREE MOVIES THE FUCKING ENDING HAD ME SPEECHLESS GUYS PLOT TWISTS GET SO REAL AND PEETA HOLY FUCK IM IN TEARS THINKING ABOUT LITTLE PEETA EVERYBODY NEEDS TO WATCH IT BECAUSE SHIT

ummm i'll update right away if somebody answers the first question correctly or if you convince me lol I'm bored

48 - Like A Virgin

By the end of the day I've asked Niall for sex approximately 48 times and he's said no, 48 times.

(And I whined and asked why he wouldn't because he is the one that brought it up and he said because he doesn't want to hurt me-- Blah blah blah. That's bullshit. I'm beginning to think Niall is a fucker 2.0. He wanted it first and now that I want it he doesn't? The little beetle.)

"Niall." I frown as he pulls me into his lap. "Tell me why not before I leave."

"I don't want to hurt you." Niall says, almost inaudible.

"You won't." I mumble, shifting around in his lip until I'm straddling him.

"I want loving sex not just horny sex." Niall adds.

"I want that too." I try not to roll my eyes at him, seeing I literally said exactly that a day or two ago.

"But if I hurt you I'd never forgive myself. You're my princess and I know I made jokes and stuff about sex and all but you actually going along with it makes it all real." Niall kisses my forehead. "You're a virgin."

"Not technically."

"You're a gay sex virgin, no?"

I sigh, "Yes."

"Then you're a virgin all the way around."

I pout at him, "No goodbye kiss for you."

"Why not?" Niall whines. "All I'm doing is looking out for you."

I giggle but get off of him and slip on my shoes.

"Bye," I call.

"Come back, my love." Niall frowns and my heart skips a beat because Niall just called me my --fucking-- love.

"I'm an independent woman now." And I shut the door.

I barely make it past two doors down before I'm engulfed into a hug and being spun around.

"I love you, my love." Niall murmurs and I feel my face heat up. It's actually ridiculous how worked up I am over Niall, by now I should he tired of him but I just want more of him.

"I love you more." I smile, leaning up to press my lips against his.

"I love you the most, my pretty princess." He teases, kissing my nose, then forehead.

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"Harry!" Lauren says with fake enthusiasm, glaring at me from her spot behind the cash register. (Nobody likes cashier. Too much math, so little time.)

"Lauren, hi."

"Why so happy?" She asks sarcastically, raising her eyebrow.

"How do you make a guy have sex?"

"You can't just make them have sex, what the hell." She pulls a face. "Are you just going around tying guys down and forcing them to fuck you? Is that a new bondage thing?" That's what I said.

"No it's just-- Niall says no because he thinks he might hurt me."

"I'm not the best person to rant to about your sex life issues, but I think Zayn would be willing to listen to it. Maybe get off to it too."

I sigh, "Okay."

"By the way, tell Niall his hair is fading. It looks like a silvery lilac now."

"It looks fine." I roll my eyes.

"No! It's even lighter now."

"It's been that shade of purple since day one, you're just over thinking it."

"Isn't it lilac?"

"Lilac and purple are the same thing!"

"No they aren't! Get Niall to educate you, damn." Lauren says, "Don't you know the colours of the damn rainbow?"

It's fucking purple. That's final.

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When I step into my house I'm surprised to find it empty. Niall isn't in sight and Charlie's staring at me with a simple questions evident on his face, where did he go?

"Niall?" I call, walking into my bedroom but it still looks the same as how I left it (a messy bed because Niall refused to do it and both of our clothing lying all over the floor).

"Ni?" I call again, but I don't receive a reply. "Sunshine?"

I pull out my phone and dial his number (which I honestly didn't even know if it was his number or not).

Ring.

Ring.

Ring.

"Hello?" A voice says.

"Hi! Oh my God you made me worried," I let out a breath of relief, "Where the bloody hell are you? And you sound different over the phone--"

"Umm-- Why do you have this number?" He interrupts.

My heart drops into the pit of my stomach as I squeeze the phone. "What?"

"This is the phone number belonging to the criminal? Niall Horan? Why do you have this number?"

"You aren't--"

"Answer the question, why are you in contact with him?"

"W-who are you?"

"The London Police Department, sir. Answer our questions--"

I panic and hang up my phone; my breathing erratic and my mind buzzing and my hands shaking and my throat tight from an oncoming lump as I feel the tears well up in my eyes.

"Oh my God." I whisper, running my hands through my hair and tugging so hard I actually do pull out some strands. "Oh my God, oh my God, o-oh my God, God, G-God."

They caught Niall.

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A/N: i feel really bad and i'm a bit scared big bunnies or whatever that gang was called will come after mE BUT IT HAD TO BE DONE

so yeah Niall's done I'm sorry OR MAYBE IM LYING but maybe I'm not ooh mysterioussssss

Question: 1. what do you think happened to Niall? (I'll update right away if somebody comments the right thing like chapter 49 is done and waiting to be published because I feel generous and I just finished a chapter in the 50's I love AND I WANT YOU TO READ IT BUT I CAN'T UPDATE WITHOUT A REASON)

2. favourite movie? (MINE IS THE LION KING YAAAS)

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