this // narry au

45. unromantically

I think the most commented thing on the last chapter was which Cheetah Girl did I get lol I got Dorinda I probably spelled that wrong (the blonde one for people that don't remember) IM HAPPY I GOT HER TOO SHE GOT TO DATE THAT HOT EUROPEAN GUY WITH THE LONG CURLY HAIR AND ACCENT AND GUITAR AND NICE SMILE LIKE YAAAAS

A/N: just so everybody knows, "No." is a complete sentence and "I'm not physically/romantically attracted to you." is a perfectly reasonable reason to not date somebody (because some people tend to forget nowadays)

I'm really out of it today so im really sorry if this chapter sucks ass I'm not even proof reading (like I proof read anyways though lmao you see the typos)

and so basically Louis got arrested (he looked hot af AND HE FINALLY SHAVED AND HE WAS DRESSED SO SO SO NICELY so I'm cool with it) and liam FINALLY shaved and he looks like a baby and Larry Stylinson basically semi-came out because of Yahoo outing them but then Elounor was spotted today at x factor I'm not going to say anything I'm just going to let that sink in alright

AND A LOT OF AUTHORS NOTES AT THE END SO BE PREPARED FOR RAMBLING AND A NOT-SO-FUNNY STORY

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Harry's Point of View.

"Love," Niall murmurs against my neck.

"Mhm?" I hum, just enjoying the simple gestures of his that somehow made me fall deeper in love with him.

"I love you." His words are barely audible, but I catch them.

I feel a small smile tug at my mouth, "I love you too."

"It took me really long to admit it too, I'm sorry." Niall adds, "It's just I wanted to be 100% sure it was you I was in love with."

"Who else is there to love?"

"...Charlie!"

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When I shuffle into HMV and stare at the empty cashier spot --which indicated I was cashier-- I started to hope a piano would fall out of the sky and crush me like in cartoons.

Sadly, a piano didn't fall out of the sky and I walked to behind the counter, trying to see the brighter side of things (like I wouldn't need to deal with shitty costumers now) but then Lauren walks out of the staff room.

When she sees me her whole face lights up: "Did you bring him? Did you bring Niall--"

"Why don't you just go on international news and say it if you're going to be that loud, oh my gosh Lauren." I say as a view costumers gaze up at us.

"I'm sorry that I'm not calm over the fact that the hottest guy ever is your boyfriend."

"You know that if your friend's boyfriend is hot, you usually don't tell your friend you think that their boyfriend is hot."

"I wouldn't have told you but I figured you already know I want him to father my children, so..." She trails off.

"Well I didn't bring him." I say rather sharply (I'm not jealous, Niall's just mine. And not Lauren's). "He's at home."

"How did you meet?" She questions, "Will you run away together like in the romance movies? That'd be so cute."

"Lauren I'm your friend so I'm going to tell you the truth about dating supposed badass people." I say, "You won't break the law together romantically, you'll go to jail together; Unromantically."

"Let a girl dream, Harry."

I laugh and put my attention on the customer who was approaching me. After checking out their items, I returned my attention back to Lauren.