If you take a look at some parts of your body and you skin resembles the fucking format of the Great Lakes without the water then honey you have a problem.
Scales, cracks, ashiness that resembles the dust in ur moms vachachava, and a rough Sahara dry texture are tERRIFYING. THESE FEEL SO CREEPY AND UNNATURAL.
IF I JUST DEsCRIBED YOUR SKIN, THEN NIGGA I PRESCRIBE SEVERAL GENEROUS APPLICATIONS OF LOTION.
IF YOU DONT HAVE LOTION THEN DO ME AND YOURSELF A FAVOR AND STROLL ON INTO CVS OR WALGREENS AND SHOVE SOME UP YOUR ASS BC YOUVE FAILED OK.
WHY WOULD YOU NOT HAVE SOME SORT OF MOISTURIZER IN THE FIRST PLACE LIKE DAMN. I DONT UNDERSTAND. I HOPE YOU SEE ASHY LARRY IN YOUR DREAMS TONIGHT.
Quick story:
My moms friend was checking out some cool design one of my bbys drew on my hand and lonG STORY SHORT I FELT LIKE I WAS BEING ATTACKED BY 17 SHRUBS AND HEDGES LIKE I WASNT HAVING THAT SHIT.
HER HANDS I CAN'T EVEN BEGIN TO DESCRIBE. I LOVE THAT WOMAN AND I WANT TO HELP HER BUT I DONT KNOW HOW TO WITHOUT SOUNDING LIKE A DOUCHENOZZLE.
Byeeeeee don't actually shove the lotion up ur ass like pls use it
