32. Wtf even is excercise?

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Okay first off I would just like congratulate one my dearest Desi bbys warriorofwanderlxst for completing a 5k run in 36 minutes bc damn.

My initial reaction to her telling me this wasn't the most ethical one bc I was hella taken aback.

I was kind of like "WHAT THE SHIT IT TAKES ME 36 MINUTES TO WALK TO THE FRIDGE AND LOOK AT YOU RUNNING 3.2 MILES IN LESS THAN AN HOUR"

Pffft I like to believe I live a moderately active lifestyle for the most part but when I hear things like that i reevaluate myself and realize I'm probs the fattest fuck on the face of the earth

IS IT BAD THAT I PREFER OREO ICECREAM OVER CELERY?

Byeeee don't take 36 minutes to get to the fridge like me or you'll probs be on a road trip to diabetes

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