For those of you that reside in America, you are aware of the level of ratchetness within our country. Whether you live in Compton, or Beverly Hills. Now that we have social media, the globe knows that this country is not what they thought it was. Since they know, they think it's okay to poke fun at this country, just like us Americans do.
I'm here to tell you that that's not how it works boo boo.
Whatever you have to say about us, we can't hear it bc freedom so sit that ass that can't leave your country down. (I just noticed my last statement sounds pretty offensive but hey it's not fun hearing twig bitches from like Europe or something call america fat for example. Only Americans can butcher the fact that our diets consist of pepsi and and a beautiful variety of chips. Okay? Okay.)
I barely even started this whole rant book and I already got off topic. That's me for you.
Anyways, onto Walmart.
Anyone in America can vouch for the fact that Walmart is one of the most ratchet, unsupervised, messy, and rude establishments ever created by the human race. I happen to live right by a Walmart. Yay life.
What makes the situation even worse is that I live pretty close to Disney. You're probably like 'wtf who wouldn't want to live right by disney?!' When you put a Walmart and Disney together... You get tourists. Now you're like 'what's wrong with tourists?' Well it's not the best time when you have to see sharkeisha and Brazilian tourist sharkeisha 2.0 beef it out in the frozen food aisle. I shit you not, I have to make a ninja move to grab my Oreo ice cream, and along the way I am praying to god I don't get attacked by some weave or acrylic nails on my quest to the door that has Breyer's in it.
I did escape aisle 9 somewhat safely with my ice cream in hand in case you were wondering... But Brazilian sharkeisha 2.0 knew how to throw some punches I'll tell you that much.
Moving right along, why the hell is it so hard to locate my mother?? Walmart is such a freaking maze no joke. I am a lazy person and my experiences with Walmart have made me stronger. It's not like target where I can just cut through the clothes section to get to where my mother might be. If I tried to do that with Walmart I'd get lost trying to get to the other side and I'd most likely trip over some baby formula or a slip on a churro or some shit.
Now let me just talk about the employees. ALOT of Walmart employees are some of the most unmotivated, rude, disrespectful beings on this planet. More than half them are just chilling outside smoking cigarettes. Most people would just be like 'oh they're on break right now'. Then where can I find a job that gives me a break that lasts 2 hours and half?
My mother takes her good old time when she shops, then we have to deal with the lines that stretch across the Atlantic Ocean to finally get to the inexperienced cashier that sits there and makes a mistake with every mother fucking item he/she scans. Then hallelujah we're outside and we see the same basic ass niggas chillin on the rusty crusty benches outside still inhaling their pack of Newports bc they can't afford marloboros.
Another thing about these niggas is that they never want to help you with anything. You can see it in their expression and they way they're speaking to you that they don't want to assist you. The other day I was searching for this shampoo and conditioner I saw on the website, but I didnt find it sadly. Then I tried to search for an alternative, so I asked a woman that worked there that happend to be in the aisle if they had any sulfate free shampoo.
WHEN I TELL YOU THIS BITCH HAD THE NASTIEST RUDEST FUCKING ATTITUDE I HAVE EVER COME ACROSS I MEAN IT. She was all like "do I look like I read all these labels? You're gonna have to look around for that." With this stupid ass expression on her face and then just walks away from me. I WAS SO HEATED. OOOOOOHHHH.
It's not like stuff like this happens every once in a while, it happens every time I go. My mother has to calm me down before we leave the store and bribe me with subway lol.
I'm too lazy to drag this topic out for any longer so if you're dissatisfied then think of baby Tarzan harold with a glittery unicorn horn.
I luh you all :)
