25. Period symptoms like shit man

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I love superwoman and asap science so that explains the video lmao

Okay it's bad enough that my cramps can't be tamed even when i overdose on midol and bananas (if ur like wtf bananas? Well supposedly bananas are supposed to help reduce cramping and irritability)

But when I have to go to work and be standing and moving around all day from the morning to the evening (if you caught the Weeknd reference here the you're the true mvp) and have to deal with grumpy Hispanic women that complain and gossip about anything imaginable just bc their husband or boyfriend didn't want to pay 833908227152 dollars for them to get their hair and nails done on a weekly basis.

Omg if I had a guy that loved me all I need from him is food and concert tickets and I'll make sure our relationship prospers like damn.

Back on topic ugh

I literally hate myself when I'm on my period. I feel as if im satan, its like when people talk or breathe next to me I want to punch them in the throat for no reason and that's a shitty way to be. I'm angry and want to scream at everything and this shit goes on a few days before I even get my personal hell too.

Women deserve medals for going through periods tbh

We go through quite a bit and it makes me want to castrate my math teacher (I always feel like doing that but the feeling just enhances) when guys are all like "periods probably aren't even that bad" "you girls are so dramatic" "ugh you're on you're period get away from me demon" "having to wait another two months for the new avengers movie to come out is worse than that shit"

I wish dial up wifi upon every motherfucker that says shit along those lines bc no

My mom bought me a tub of Oreo icecream im ready to attack (the icecream relax)

Byeeee don't be like me when I'm on my period bc you should be nice and conscious of others even if they aren't doing the same to you.

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