13. PRETTY STANGERS/ makeup sort of

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this is a really frustrating topic ok.

have you ever been out somewhere and you see someone that isnt wearing nearly an ounce of makeup and looks so fucking flawless AND YOURE JUST LIKE WHO TF GAVE YOU THE PERMISSION

YOU LOOK LIKE A MIX BETWEEN NEW BORN BABY TEARS AND UNICORN GLITTER AND I LOOK LIKE A FUCKING FOOT PLS STOP IT

UGH I S2G I PUT SO MUCH EFFORt into making myself look presentable but keep in mind, i dont go to the extents of using the makeup to completely change my foot face.

for ex: contouring or whatever its called or do that kim kardashian shit ha no my mother is already honking her car horn after one mascara application

a) i dont have the time hence the honking mother

b)im a lazy shit

c) im too cheap to buy that miracle crap that i know once i buy, and use it, ill never go back bc of how it makes me look.

id imagine selling my sister for a new set of the products once im all out.

i gurantee you im a loyal sibling.

okay byeeeeee dont always wish cystic acne upon a pretty girl you see at forever 21

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