I REALLY HAVE TO GET THIS OFF MY CHEST.
So my mom kinda has an idea about my dedication and love for the boys so i guess she assumed that it was a good idea to go out and buy me some one direction merch.
NOT A GOOD IDEA.
NOT AT ALL I HAVE POUNDED THE GAVEL.
It literally just pissed me off bc everything was fetus and all it did was mess with my emotions and wonder why the fuck to this very day nearly everything is plastered with the photos from those two shoots in 2011.
Nigga I know you know which ones I'm talking about.
And it's sold still sold in all the major retailers like target, bed bath and beyond, etc.
But anyway is it just me or does fetus merch give you so many damn emotions all at once?
Like you get pissed bc same old ass photos;
You laugh bc the photos were so heavily edited; (but who were the photography people tryna pull a fast one on? Where tf did Liam's birthmark go? Tf happend to nialls teeth? Why does harry look so damn doll like? Fam need i say more?)
You sob bc the boys in those redundant ass photos are now much older and were blessed with a wonderful thing called puberty(hit them all like a truck tbh), and are now living a dream they never expected to come true, especially to this extent.
Livestream liam, the days when zayn talked and wasn't afraid to be himself (BUT OMF ZAYN IS STARTING TO BREAK OUT HIS SHELL AND I FORGOT HOW TO BREATHE BUT THIS IS FOR ANOTHER DAY), when niall didnt have braces but he was still perf in our eyes, blazer harry, oh and who could forget the days louis had fringe and wore those tacky ass red pants looking like a semi- fire hydrant.
Where am i going with this?
I'm gonna stop here bc my mom has made me food and food happens to be better than you.
Byeeeeee don't call louis boobear in public (or ever bc no) or you might get slapped and unfollowed on Twitter idk our fandom is wild af
