School for days. Shit isn't okay. (That rhymed kinda lolol nvm h8 myself)
OKAY ONTO WHAT WE'RE HERE FOR:
I was walking around the neighborhood one night with Melanie blessing my ears (I was only doing this bc I'm one of those ppl that think they can binge on Oreo ice cream and walk around for 10 minutes to compensate for the shit I've done to my body)
And out of nowhere this cat comes out and starts rubbing itself against my legs and purring and showing me more affection than I can ever imagine to recieve from zayn malik in a lifetime.
when my mom notices this she goes "if it follows you all the way home I'll let you keep it"
AND OBVIOUSLY WHEN I HEARD THIS I BECAME A BITCH ON A MISSION
So I start petting the cat and out of nowhere it runs away and climbs up on top of a car hood and I'm like 'look hoe ur not miley cyrus and i don't have time for these games you either fux wit me or yew dont.'
Then just before I reach my house the cat walks up to me again and tries to make me give into it again
And I didn't react to it, so I walked away with my head held up high bc I don't need no man (am I normal LOOOL whatever being a psychopath is where it's at)
Byeeee don't let a hoe (pet) fool you twice
