10. Teez Teez Teez

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You ever wake up hella early one day and just pick up the remote, turn on the tv, flip through the channels (idk why I'm giving you a fucking play by play you know how this goes) and you sit there and just watch those crusty ass infomercials?

I sweAR TO GOD I HAVE NO CLUE WHERE OUR GENERATION IS HEADED AND WHAT OUr PRIORITIES ARE AT THIS POINT.

HAVE WE GOTTEN SO LAZY AS A HUMAN RACE THAT WE CAN'T SIT UP FOR HOT ASS SECOND TO REACH BEHIND? WE GOTTA USE 18INCH POLES TO WIPE NOW? Smfh pitiful.

Byeeeeeee remeber to wipe :)

Better yet shutef Ya nasteh

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