Your name in his phone: girlfriendAF
Luke: y/n please don't tell me ur sleeping
Luke: Y/N FUCKING WAKE UP
Luke: OMYYYGOD Y/N I THINK THERE IS SOMEBODY IN MY ROOM AND I CANT CALL U BECAUSE I DONT WANT TO ATTRACT ATTENTION
girlfriendAF: god Lucas it's 3:00 Am here CAN U NOT
Luke: baby I'm scared I'm hearing noises
girlfriendAF: it's nothing LUKE just try and go back to sleep
Luke: baby help me I DONT WANT TO DIE IM TOO YOUNG TO DIE
girlfriendAF: uggghhhhh fine just cuddle pengy and go to sleep Luke
Luke: I CANT FIND PENGY babe please come here
girlfriendAF: LUKE IM LIKE A CONTINENT AWAY
Luke: OMYGOD the noise stopped
girlfriendAF: thank The Lord
Calum: ummm about the sounds it was me I was looking for some food
Luke: BUT......
girlfriendAF: MEN!!!!!!! Now let me sleep!!
Luke: sorry Babe
Calum: ya y/n sorry that your boyfriend is such a wuss
Luke: IM NOT A WUSS
Calum: oh you soooo are "I DONT WANT TO DIE IM TOO YOUNG TO DIE" like lol
Luke: hey shut UP ASIAN
Calum: I'm not FUCKING ASIAN
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