Your daughters name on his phone: princess
His name on your daughters phone: Daddy
Daddy: hey is mom around?
Princess: nope I think she's sleeping!
Daddy: great do me a favour princess?
Princess: depends..... And stop calling me princess.... It's not punk rock
Daddy: whatever princess.... Get your moms phone for me
Princess: ugggghhhh..... And y? Isn't that sneaking?
Daddy: yes it is
Princess: y do u need her phone?
Daddy: I just do okay?
Princess: okay.
Daddy: u did not.......
Princess: ;)
Princess: I have her phone now what?
Daddy: okay can you tell me who was the lat person she texted?
Princess: OHMYGOD dad ur such a CREEP
Daddy: I'm not!
Princess: u sure as hell are and what's her passcode?
Daddy: 7474 (don't even ask)
Princess: #CREEP and Uncle Luke was the last person......... GROSSSSS
EWWWWW EWWWWW EWWWWWWW I DID NOT HAVE TO SEE THAT EWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
Daddy: I knew it LUKE is responsible for leaking Calum's nudes..... THAT DIM WITT.......
Princess: I WANT TO KILL MYSELF
Daddy: awww princess I'm sorry but I had to know......
<princess left the chat>
Daddy: I'm sorry princess I love you
