Ashton: Ash
Ash: hey Uhhh I'm at the store u need something
Y/n: ya were out of condoms
Ash: fuck y/n there are so many fans here I can't bye it
Y/n: oh ohkay I guess well not u know 'do the do' tonight
Y/n: I thought well do it in the shower u know it's kinda hot
Y/n: I even wore your favourite lingerie
Y/n: but I guess I'll just change
Ash: FUCK Y/N STOP TURNING ME ON AND FINE ILL BUY THE CONDOMS
y/n: *giggles*
Ash: what flavour do u want?
Y/n: the usual ;)
Ash: okay I'm in the section lets do this
Y/n: best of luck babe!!!!
Y/n: Ohhhmygod it's all over twitter lol "Ashton Irwin of 5SOS caught buying condoms." Lol I'm laughing so hard right now
Ash: shut up y/n -and be ready I'm not gonna spare u tonight baby girl
Y/n: ohhh but daddy I forgot to tell u something
Ash: what?
Y/n: I'm on my period
Ash: WTF???????!!!! TELL ME UR JOKING
Y/n: sorry but it's true
<Ash has disconnected from the chat>
