Boyfriend: Michael
Michael: awwwww Caaaaaaal I loooooveeeee uuuuu
Calum: ummmm?
Michael: say it back
Calum: do I have to?
Michael: YES!
Calum: OKKAY! love you too
Michael: awwwwwwww caaaaaaal
Calum: what's wrong with u?
Michael: I don't want to lose you EVER
Calum: okay?? *weird looks*
Ashton: #MALUMAF
Luke: Michael? I thought you were #MUKEAF
Michael: no I'm #MALUMAF ATM and I want to cuddle with cal
Calum: your scaring me bruh
Luke: I THOUGHT YOU LIKED CUDDLING WITH ME
Ashton: *strokes Luke's hair* there there
<Calum has added y/n to the chat>
Y/n: WHY DID U ADD ME OHHH GOD!
Michael: "would you mind if I remove you?
Y/n: ya so that you can go back to flirting with Calum?
Michael: ya..... Pretty much
Y/n: I'm soooo DONE with YOU
Michael: I'm sorry babe but I feel #MALUMAF today I just..... Don't know why!! Just for today babe I promise
Y/n: I'm still DONE with YOU
Luke: me tooo I thought we had something Michael!
Michael: CALUM IS WHERE THE HEART BELONGS!!!! I LOVE HIM!
<Calum has disconnected>
<Luke has disconnected>
<y/n has disconnected>
Michael: wait...... NO COME BACK CAL? LUKE? Y/N?
Ashton: well this sux
Michael: at least I have you ASH <3
<Ashton had disconnected>
