Ashton was using your laptop and guess what he found........
Ash: Do you like Calum?
Y/n: of course I do. Why wouldn't i?
Ash: no I meant do you "like" like Calum?
Y/n: ummmm Ash I'm dating you remember so I "like" like you only.
Ash: well I would have believed you if I didn't find 18 Calum hood smuts in you laptop
Y/n: OMYGOD ASHTON FLETCHER IRWIN HOW DARE YOU?
Ash: TELL ME Y/N DO YOU LIKE CALUM?
Y/n: *huffs* no Ash and if I tell you why I have 18 smuts about Calum in my library you'll be greatly amused.
Ash: well then go ahead and amuse me
Y/n: okay here it goes..... Cal told me he found some amazing smut about him and he wanted me to read it so he linked me.
Ash: wait so...... You mean...... CAL READS SMUT ABOUT HIMSELF?
Y/n: hahaha I had the same reaction!
Ash: OMYGOD that boy is a true narcissist. But did you read it?
Y/n: ya I kinda did ;)
Ash: ohhh and did you like it?
Y/n: I kinda did ;) can't wait to try some with you
Ash: ohhh no we are not gonna fuck to some stupid Calum smut.
Y/n: *sigh*
Ash: But don't worry I'll find you some good ashton smut. ;)
Y/n: there we go. So your gonna read a smut about yourself.
Ash: I guess ;) and then we can make it real ;)
Y/n: #Naughty?
Ash: #Naughty.
