I just wanted to write something with only the guys. No y/n.
And for some reason I feel it's very much possible they have conversations like this every day.
Luke: Guys... Something terrible happened. I didn't know I would live to face this day.
Ashton: awww Lukey what happened? Are you hurt?
Luke: No. But My heart hurts.
Michael: Fuck the Melodrama and get to the point
Ashton: Don't fucking swear Michael.
Michael: FUCK YOU ASHTON.
Ashton: I FUCKING TOLD YOU NOT TO FUCKING SWEAR.
Calum: There there HEMMO is dying can we focus on him.
Luke: I'm not dying. But I don't know how long I'll be able to survive without her.
Michael: 'Her'
Ashton: You are dating and you didn't tell us?
Calum: You are dating a GIRL? A GIRL agreed to date you?
Luke: No. It's not a girl.
Michael: So you are dating a guy?
Ashton: Uhhh Luke.... What the hell?
Calum: I feel like I should say something but I don't know what.
Luke: ITS NOT A GUY.
Michael: Ewwwww then what is 'it' ? Gross I feel like I don't want to know this.
Ashton: I knew you were messed up.... But this is....
Calum: I still don't know what to say.
Luke: OHHH GOD. IM OUT OF HAIRSPRAY. THATS THE PROBLEM.
Michael: ..........
Ashton:.........
Calum:..........
Luke: I can't believe I had to face this day. I'm never out of hairspray. I can see my life shattering in front of my eyes..
Calum: I should have seen this coming...
Michael: U refer to your hair spray as 'her'.
Luke: ya she's the only one of her kind.
Michael: Guys I told you we should kick luke out of the band......
Luke: What? Why? This is so mean. I will start crying.
Ashton: There there..... Michael stop bothering Luke. And Luke I'll buy you another bottle. What brand?
Luke: Penguin Magic :) oh and buy the blue one. Or the pink.
Calum: What the actual fuck? Penguin Magic? You serious?
Michael: Ohh god!!! That's it. Either you kick luke out or I'm out.
Ashton: Uhh...... What the hell luke?
Luke: I HATE YOU GUYS. I WILL TELL MOM.
Michael: What? No no no no no not Liz please.
Luke: You are being mean to me again.
Michael: I won't I promise. I was just kidding HAHAHHA. Penguin Magic is like the best hair spray out there. In fact I'm on my way to kill myself... I mean... To the store to buy it.
Luke: Really? You'll do that.
Calum: Ya in fact all of us will buy 1 bottle each :-)
are u still gonna tell Liz?
Luke: No :-))))) Thank youuuu :) I love you guys.
Ashton: ..........
Michael:.........
Calum: .........
Luke: Say it back!
Ashton: Do we have to?
Luke: I'll tell mom.
Michael: I LOVE YOU MORE LUKE.
Calum: I LOVE YOU MORE THAN MIKEY.
Ashton: AND I LOVE YOU THE MOST.
Luke: yaaaayyyyyyyyy.
