Cal: Will you be the maid of honour
Y/n: babe wtf?
Cal: will you be the maid of honour at my wedding
Y/n: your wedding? Maid of honour? Ouch. I think the word your looking for is "bride"?
Cal: No I meant made of honour. I am the bride :)
Y/n: your drunk aren't you? And who is the groom might I ask?
Cal: Mikey.... He just proposed :)
Y/n: -.- do you have a ride home?
Cal: Michael is taking me home :) *blush* don't wait for me
Y/n: OHMYGOD >.<
Cal: Do you think we'll need protection?
Y/n:..............
Michael: I'm sorry :( I had to say that to him to distract him from Niall
Y/n: Niall Horan?
Michael: Ya he thought Niall was you..... And he almost kissed him
Y/n: -_-
Michael: ya IKR .... And surprisingly Niall didn't protest :-_-
Y/n: *tries to control, laughter* Hmmmm get my drunk boyfriend home Michael. AND MY HOME.
Cal: But All the promises michael made me ...
Michael: Awwwee babe I'll keep all my promises :) promise ;) now tell me where you are ?
Cal: No...... You have betrayed my trust .... I'm going back to Niall
Y/n: you don't know where he is?
Michael: Nope
Y/n: Oh joy.... :/
Cal: MOMMMYYYYYY
Y/n: I'm coming ........
Michael: hey don't worry I'll find him and get him home
Y/n: no u can't..... He's fucking sloshed.... But I know what will bring him home ;)
Michael; what will?
Y/n: Ashton ;)
Michael: what no please don't bring him -.- he'll ground us
Y/n: too late you have left me with no other option!
Cal: THE ASHTON!!!! RUN FOR YOUR LIFE!!!!
Y/n: wait outside the club... In case he tries to run away... I'll be over
Michael: :-.- we are so screwed...
Y/n ya you soo are
AN: Sorry guys this is was so bad :/ but I didn't have the time to write lately and I came up with this shit. Please don't run away I'll try for some better ones......
Byeee
