(So your boyfriend Calum was supposed to come over and you guys were supposed to have a movie night but he forgot and went out with his friends. You get angry and he tells you it it will never happen again. You have not yet forgiven him and you decide to do the same. His name on your phone: Asian)
Asian: hey baby
Y/n: go fuck yourself
Asian: but I want to fuck you
Y/n: *kick in the balls* *middle finger emoji*
Asian: babe are u still mad?
Y/n: no I'm not mad at you for ditching me and going to the club and dancing with chicks!!!!
Asian: awwww is my baby jealous?
Y/n: *pffft* hell no
Asian: cmon you know you are
Y/n: no I'm not
Asian: fine give me a kiss
Y/n: WHY DONT YOU ASK THAT GIRL FROM THE CLIB WHO LIKED YOUR STATUS ON FB.
Asian: woahhhh babe calm down deep breath.
Y/n: DONT EVER ASK ME TO CALM DOWN!
Asian: fine but tonight I'll make up to you I swear!!!
Y/n: umm actually I'm not up for anything tonight let's do it tomorrow yeah?
Asian: cool :)
5hrs later.
Asian: hey babe what are u doing?
Y/n: nothing much I feel very tired and I'm about to go to sleep. You?
Asian: in the club standing behind you.
