Featuring Harry Styles
His name on your phone: Gordon(Michael)
Gordon: What the hell were you doing with Harry?
Y/n: ummmm dancing?
Gordon: WHY THE HELL WERE YOU DANCING WITH HIM?
Y/n: okkkay calm down Mikey. He asked me and I couldn't just say no to THE HAROLD EDWARD STYLES.
Gordon: I am sooo done with you and your celebrity crushes. Your my girlfriend and your supposed to dance with me.
Y/n: OMYGOD Michael. I'm sooo done with you and you insecurity issues. I mean it was just a dance. We weren't having sex.
Gordon: I'm not insecure I'm just............insecure. And I saw him flirt with you.
Y/n: #Killmenow. Soooo????? I mean I see thousands of girls flirting with you EVERY single day...
Gordon: but...........
Calum: ummmm is it the right time to say that you forgot it's a group chat?
Gordon: OHMYGOD EVERYSINGLETIME..........
Luke: and to make it worse this group chat also includes 1D!!!
Harry: hi guys 😏
Gordon: WTF?! Ohh my god I want to kill myself.
Harry: 😏😏😏
Y/n: ohhhh well I'll just get pizza.
