His name on your phone Lucifer.
Michaels name on your phone: Clifford.
Lucifer: I liiiike to moooove it moooove itt
Y/n: I fucking told you not to drink
Lucifer: iiiiim naughhhhht drrrrunk
Y/n: IM SOOOO DONE WITH YOU
Lucifer: whhhatttt whyyyyy? Immmm a goooood boyyyy
Y/n: I fucking waited for you to return for like 5 hours and all I know your still at the party getting drunk.
Lucifer: I WANT YOUR PENGUIN
y/n: and your not making sense
Lucifer: I want driving carrrrr drunk men can't driveeee drivinnng carrr
Y/n: I'll pick u up... Where are you?
Lucifer: Michaelllllll is where the heartttt belonggggsss
<you have disconnected>
Lucifer: WERE SO DISCONNECTED
---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------Y/n: WHERE ARE YOU GUYS?
Clifford: Woahhh calm down are u gonna stalk ur boyfriend? Who let me tell you is very drunk At the moment
Y/n: I know he texted me I think he was asking for a ride home it was hard to tell..... So pleAse tell me where u guys are at so I can pick him up...
Clifford: hey it's too late you don't have to I'll drive him.....
Y/n: OMYGOD thank u clifford I owe u
Clifford: anytime.. :*
Y/n: how come your not drunk
Clifford: Calum and Ashton are not here and I knew Luke would get drunk soooooo...... I had to remain sober
Y/n: your just amazing..
Clifford: so u regret dating Luke over me? *wink wonk*
Y/n: no not that amazing
Lucifer: YOU LIP PIERCING STAY AWAY FROM PENGUIN AF
Clifford: seriously you like HIM over ME?
Y/n: YES!!!! Now please get him home
Clifford: yes mam!
Lucifer: WHEN LIFE GIVES YOU LEMONS.........TAKE THEM
Gordon: he just stole lemons from the bar!!!! Wtf?! Any way I'm on my way
Y/n *shakes head* what do I do with him?
