Children

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5sos junior texting each other. I'm choosing random names you guys can edit it in you're own minds :)
Luke's Son: Daniel (youngest 7 years)
Michael's Daughter: Autumn (8 years)
Ashton's Daughter: Eve (Eldest 9 years)
Calum's Daughter: Chrissy (8 years)
Can't explain how they have phones :p

Chrissy: OMG GUYS!
Eve: What happened?
Chrissy: DAD IS NAKED AGAIN!!!!!!!! I RAN OUT OF THE HOUSE! I NEED SHELTER!
Eve: OMG Chrissy come over. Jesus you're family is crazy! And who asked you to run away like that?!
Autumn: Yeah running away is so not punk rock
Chrissy: ILL SHOW YOU WHAT PUNK ROCK IS.. *plays with a razor*
Autumn: uhhhhh Chrissy.... Calm down.... Don't touch my hair......
Eve: OH GOD YOU GUYS ARE SUCH LOSERS!
Daniel: Morning!! I slept well :-)
Autumn: SHUT UP NO ONE CARES
Daniel: *starts crying*
Autumn: Wuss....
Eve: There there Dan it's okay..... Autumn is a meanie remember!
Daniel: *sniffs* she is.. She stole my blue crayon ....
Chrissy: Lol she was probably gonna use it to colour her hair
Autumn: uhhhh..... *nervous laugh* no I wasn't
Eve: autumn you have to wait till you're mom gives you permission to colour you're hair
Autumn: I don't need permission I'm punk rock
Chrissy: No you're not
Autumn: SHUT UP ASIAN
Chrissy: I AM NOT ASIAN
Eve : GUYS SHUT UP!
Daniel: Can we go to the park today?Daddy said it's a good day for the park :-)
Autumn: OMG you're such a loser Dan you put a nose in you're smiley #ROFL
Daniel: Daddy puts a nose as well...
Autumn: So? You're daddy wears a penguin jumper are you gonna do the same?
Daniel: I got a matching one of my size last week. I'm waiting till mom puts glitter on the side :-)
Autumn: I'm gonna hold back my thoughts for the betterment of society
Chrissy: oh my god Daniel you're such a loser
Autumn: HEY DONT CALL HIM A LOSER
Chrissy: WHAT ABOUT WHEN YOU DO IT?
Autumn: IM ALLOWED TO
Eve: GUYS IM GONNA HIT YOU
Daniel: I'm getting scared *sniffs*
Autumn: loser
Chrissy: -.-
Daniel: *runs away to dad*
<Daniel Has left the group>
Eve: *sighs* good job guys
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Luke: tell you're daughter to behave! She made Daniel cry
Michael: oh please you tell you're son to stop acting like a wuss
Luke: Hey he's not a wuss.... He's just a.... Little sensitive
Michael: Like father like son
Luke: *sighs* so can you explain you're daughter stealing my sons blue crayon(limited addition might I add) to colour her hair....
Michael: SHUT UP LUKE! She's punk rock
Calum: OMG GUYS!!!!!
Luke: what happened?
Calum: CHRISSY IS MISSING!!!!! OMG
Ashton: Actually she's at my place....
Calum: oh thank god! But what is she doing there?
Ashton: Well apparently you were naked again... I don't blame her
Calum: oh! I couldn't find clothes
Luke: lol that's the excuse you give everytime
Michael: It's funny how our children turned out be just like us
Luke: yeah ........... P.S. Tell you're daughter to leave Dan alone
Michael: Or what lulu? You'll bring you're penguin army to attack us?
Ashton: GUYS STOP THIS RIGHT NOW
Calum: I just want my daughter back :.(
Luke: she'll be back soon when you start wearing clothes :-)
Michael: OMG you're such a loser
Luke: the nose is my speciality
Michael: :-.-
Luke: and you put eyebrow piercings in you're -.- face
Michael: because I have eyebrow piercings
Calum: so done with this conversation
Michael: Luke's a loser
Ashton: you all are
Michael: HEY NOT ME
Calum: DEFINITELY YOU
Michael: FUCK OFF CALUM
Ashton: DONT FUCKING SWEAR
Luke: guys you're scaring me
<Luke has disconnected>
Ashton: *sighs* good job guys!

AN: yeaaaahhhh so that was it :) I really wish luke has a son though. He'll be such an adorable dad :)
The thing with mikeys daughter is that she really likes dan (not in that way) but she's too punk rock to show her emotions =^.^= so mikey....
Anyway next update soon
Byeeee

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