Calum: boyfriend
Boyfriend: hey babe I have something important to tell u
Y/n: okay but first hear my joke
Boyfriend: it's important y/n
Y/n: so is my joke okay here it goes
Boyfriend: but.....
Y/n: if a guy likes your shirt it means he likes your boobs if he likes your jeans it means he likes your ass but if he likes your shoes he's gay XD
Boyfriend: ya about that.......
Boyfriend: I like your shoes
Y/n: WTF CAL?
Boyfriend: I'm serious I mean Ashton and I have a thing it took us a while but both of us finally realise were perfect for each other
Y/n: I I I I don't know what to say I mean I was always #CASHTONAF
but I didn't think it would........ Uggggghhhhh
Ashton: Yay you did it :) u did the dare #proud of u
Y/n: DARE?
Michael: Ashton dared Calum to say all that
Boyfriend: sorry babe lol
Y:n: YOU THINK ITS FUNNY?
<y/n has disconnected>
Boyfriend: but babeeeeee...... Uhhhh I thought u were #CASHTONAF
Ashton: I guess not lol u have a lot of making up to do
Luke: *eye roll*
