Robert Pattinson x reader
Rating: PG
Warnings: Mischief abound. And maybe some profanity
Summary: A prank leads to some craziness with your best friend.
This is in first person POV
*ring*
"Hello," I answer.
"Hello, Ms. [y/l/n], this is Dr. Hfuhruhurr with the free clinic. Your test came back saying you are positive for a rare disorder called Hfuhruhurr Syndrome."
"What?"
"Your brain will explode in ten seconds," the voice says on the other line. I panic.
"Ten...nine...eight...seven...six...five..."
"Are you fucking serious?"
"Four...three...two...one," I then hear a brief pause and then the voice says. "GOTCHA!"
I then realize it's my friend pranking me. "You jerk! You're going to pay for this, Rob!"
"I got you good, didn't I," he asks me.
I then decide to send my friend a text. "Hey, Dr. Hfuhruhurr just called me. He said you came down with Kung Fu Fever."
"Say what?!"
"Yeah, you have Kung Fu Fever so I'd stay away from any theater showing a Bruce Lee film. At least it's not exactly disease"
He would reply back asking what exactly disease is and I reply. "That's when your face looks exactly like your ass."
"You're a real piece of work, [y/n]."
The pranking would go on like this all day and the final straw was when he managed to replace the dye I was going to use and my hair turned green. I end up getting him back by sneaking into the room while he's napping, shaving off part of his eyebrow and then putting several streaks of orange, blue, and purple in his hair.
He would wake up to see my handiwork and I can't help but laugh at the results. "Well, looks like I just turned The Most Handsome Man In the World into a punk rocker."
We both have a little laugh at that. "Okay, I deserve this one," he would say to me. He then grabs his phone and we get a photo together, me with my green hair and him with that look that would rival the freaks on South Street.
"Truce," I ask.
"Yeah, truce."
Author's Note: Sorry if this sucks. I have been on autopilot today on account of not being able to sleep well for three days. PS. I thought a little drabble fiction would be a nice break from the ordinary too so that's why it's so short too.
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