CHAPTER 16 SPOILERS
There were way too many ways to make a joke after Belphie does the whole unaliving thing and I cope with humour :)
-Hate to break it to you, but I'm still alive
-Heeeeeeeey [mandatory awkward peace sign]
-Lilith really said no <3
-Anything along the lines of "Belphegor you bitch!"
-Oops, try again.
-Y/N.exe is back online
-You realise I have a choking kink, right?
-Y'know, for once I should have listened to Lucifer. Still not going to but... nice to know.
-Rude
-Oop, that's me innit
-Thank you for another traumatic experience. I was due for a new one.
-Can we not do that again?
-Fucking mint
-You did that, for what?
-Nope, not dealing with this today
-This was not the day I had planned, but I'm not complaining
-(^alternate) This was not the day i had planned, and I am complaining
-I hate you Barbatos [they ask why] HE SENT ME HERE TO DIE!
Added by my proofreader Meggku :
+*looks at belphie* imagine how tired we are. 🙂 imagine how tired we are of it.
+ that was bare rude
+ it's the murder for me.
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