Obey Me Shall we Date Oneshots

Aewsaed ❤️Lucifer x Reader❤️

a/n- full disclosure, this is me getting out of another writing slump so y/n is kinda more crazy than usual 😅
also thanks for all the well wishes on my finals, i passed all of them ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ
Also also happy birthday to old man luci 🎂

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"Y/N, I need to talk to you after dinner." Lucifer didn't look up at you when he said that. You didn't reply, opting instead to pick at your food. "Aewsaed, did you hear me?" That made you look at him.

You glare met his red eyes for a second, "Yes, I heard you."

Another second passed, and you heard a snicker to your left. Asmo was giggling and trying, badly, to hide it. Mammon nudged him and he just got louder. Instead of making him be quiet, Mammon joined him in his snickering.

"Yes, I heard you," you clarified, "But you can talk to me later, I don't feel well." Your excuse went without question as you pushed your chair back. The loud screetch echoed as you stomped to your room. As soon as you left, the dining room filled with conversation and an angry shout from Lucifer, but you ignored it.

How dare he insult you in a language you didn't understand? The fact that you might bite off your tongue trying to pronounce it told you there was no way it was a human language. You slammed the heavy wooden door to your room shut and flopped down on your bed.

There were so many things to be angry about, how Asmo laughed at you being insulted (he was supposed to be your friend), what in the world Lucifer needed to talk to you about this time, and the fact you only ate half your dinner. Now you were angry and hungry. After sulking and having a small pity party you decided to just brush it under the rug long enough to get some homework done. It's a regular school night anyways.

You opened your demon history book, but didn't even read a full sentence when you heard a knock. On the bright side, the small bit of courtesy crossed half the brothers of the 'who's at the door' list. You inched the door open and closed it again at the sight of a pink sleeve trying to reach in the doorway. "Go away Asmo, I'm busy."

"Are you so busy to not let me talk to you for the smallest of seconds?" You could hear the attempted seduction magic dripping off his tongue.

"Yes." You went back to your desk and turned on some music to drown out his whine of protest. You got a few minutes of relative peace before Asmo spoke loud enough to be heard over your music.

"Whatcha doing?"

"Homework," it took all your draining patience to not order him to go away with your pact. He asked what kind of homework and your patience ran out. You opened your door and hissed at him, "History; now will you please go away now?"

"You know who could help you with that? I have just the person." He ran away and you slumped in your doorway. Knowing who he was close with, you should expect Satan at your door within a couple minutes. Did you need help? Yes, but you didn't ask for help, which made a lot of difference. You went back to the questions until your 'help' arrived.

It was a little longer than a couple minutes before someone knocked on your door again. You turned and opened the door to tell Satan you didn't need his help, only to stare into the same red eyes you glared into at dinner. You stared a little longer before Lucifer waved a hand in front of his face, knocking you out of your personal staring contest. "May I come in?"

"As a matter of fact, I'm still a little mad at you, and I don't even need help with homework, so no. You can't come in." You spun around, making a beeline back to your desk chair.

"Then, may I talk to you from here?" What was so important that he needed to talk to you today?! You resigned to turning back around in your chair and nodding. "First, ignoring what I was going to say, why are you mad me? Did I do something wrong?"

It took you a while to process his out of character actions. He didn't barge in and demand things? He's not punishing you for walking out on dinner? You were so dumbfounded you decided to just ask outright.

"What's up with you?" That was not the way to ask that. "Uh, I mean, not like that, just you're acting different and..." Lucifer didn't interrupt you as you trailed off.

"Will you answer my question if I answer yours?" You nodded and stayed quiet. "This is a little out of order of the way I planned." Lucifer crossed his arms and sighed, staring at the floor. "I have to admit, I didn't think a human could make me so uneasy, but I have come to grow especially fond of you. I'm hoping you feel the same."

He finally looked up from the floor to you. You had so many things you could say to him, even already knowing your answer. Just as he opened his mouth to say something, you interrupted him.

"My answer depends on whatever the thing you said to me at dinner meant. Ayesa something? Mammon and Asmo laughed, so it can't be anything good." Lucifer stared at you a second before laughing, leaving you even more confused.

"It's in a demonic language. In hindsight, using it in front of my brothers was not the best idea. It doesn't mean anything hurtful or mean, I assure you." He interrupted himself with another small chuckle. "However, this does explain a lot of what's happened tonight."

"So it means..."

"In English, the rough, very rough, translation is my darling, but it could also mean more like my sweet or my one."

Instead of saying anything along the lines of, oh how sweet, you decided to say, "that's very possessive."

"You're ignoring the question I asked?" The small hint of disappointment at the end of the question made you walk back over to him. What you were ignoring was your homework.

"I have to say, I didn't think a demon would make me feel so uneasy, but I've grown rather fond of you as well." He rolled his eyes and brought a hand up to your cheek.

"May I?"

"You may."

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a/n- yep i'm back to talking to you guys, i have a lot to say. so i'm definitely making a prompt and unfinished ideas... thing, but what's that thing?
at this point, it could be a wattpad book, an ao3 story, or... really anything that's not behind a pay wall
pls choose im indecisive