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Flower Message- Satan

a/n this isn't an x reader story, but if you want it could be 🤷🏽‍♀️

Satan walked quietly into the flower shop. He surveyed the store to make sure he was alone and walked up to the counter.

"Good afternoon, sir. How may I help you today?" The employee gave a smile, despite knowing who Satan was.

Satan put 500 Grimm on the counter, "How do I passive-aggressively say 'fuck you' in flower?"

The boy at the counter paused for a moment before bursting out laughing. "Believe it or not, I was just thinking about this the other day. I have just the arrangement." He pulled 400 Grimm out of the stack and slid the rest back. After ringing it up, he took a nearby notecard and started writing. As he jotted down everything he needed, the blonde caught him mumbling under his breath, "Which one means useless again? Oo, I can add some of these."

He handed Satan the notecard and pointed out with his pen what each of the flowers meant. Afterwards, the cashier stood there, looking rather proud of himself. Satan chuckled, "Can these be ready by Thursday?"

"They can be ready whenever you want."

"Perfect."

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"Believe it or not I actually got you something for your birthday." Satan stood up to go grab his present. Belphegor and Lucifer sat there very confused, but for different reasons. Belphie told Satan they weren't planning on giving Lucifer presents this year, and after catching wind of their plan, Lucifer wasn't planning on getting any presents this year. A prank? Maybe- but not a present.

Satan walked back in with a vase of flowers in his hands. He placed it down in front of his oldest brother. There was a note attached, which Lucifer tore off and read. "From the bottom of my heart." Lucifer gave Satan another glace before returning his focus the flowers. It wasn't long before Satan burst out laughing.

"Do you mind explaining what's so funny?" Lucifer's gaze still dug into the colourful array of flowers. Satan shook his head and looked at you.

"Could you tell me?" You gave him puppy eyes before he just pulled out his DDD. You got the hint and pulled out yours and looked up the flowers in the vase. Meadowsweet...Orange lilies... The search engine auto filled the rest of the bouquet, and before you could click the result, Lucifer let out a large sigh.

"I don't know if I should be proud or furious. For the rest of you, he just politely insulted me using flowers." Lucifer took out a rough pink geranium. "This one means stupidity." He tossed it at Mammon.

"Hey! I ain't stupid." You could see him stick out his bottom lip.

The group laughed and Lucifer continued to explain his 'gift.' "Foxglove, insincerity. Yellow carnations, something along the lines of, 'you have disappointed me.' Meadowsweet, uselessness. And this last one, the orange lily, means hatred." Lucifer pulled it out of the vase and turned it in his palm. "You will have until the count of three to run."

Satan took off running, laughing like a maniac.

"One...two...three." Lucifer stood, enchanted the lily, and it flew out the door. Satan's laughing was interrupted with a loud, "Oww!" before the footsteps started again.

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