Obey Me Shall we Date Oneshots

Accidental meeting (Part 1)

You were babysitting you neighbour's son. He was less than a year old. What you thought was mindless babbling for him to respond to, was really a spell to summon one the most powerful demons in the Devildom.
All are in the Demons POV

Lucifer-
I was in the middle of lecturing Mammon and Levi for arguing and breaking one of Lord Diavolo's priceless statues. "That statue had stayed in the castle since the Demon King himself was only-" I was cut off by a flash of light.
I opened my eyes to two sets of terrified eyes. The baby boy started crying and the other human grabbed him and started to back away. "You didn't mean to summon me, did you?" "Obviously not!"
They didn't take their eyes off me as they tried to console the baby. After a small staring contest, the human finally looked at the baby to finish putting him to sleep.
"Who are you?" They finally said softly when the babe was sleeping. "My name is Lucifer. I am the Avatar of Pride." "Like the demon?" "Exactly. I am a demon. Can I have your name?" They looked at me in disbelief. "Don't worry. I won't do anything to you. If I wanted to, I would have already. But then I would be going against Lord Diavolo's wishes. He's the acting king of the Devildom." They stared at me blankly before speaking again.
"Okay, one, my name is Y/N. Two, that's a whole lot of information. Three, how in the world did you get here?" I motioned to the couch to ask if I could sit, and Y/N nodded. I sat and started to explain the situation.
"You were probably babbling and cooing to the babe, correct?" They nodded. "You must have snuck some sort of summoning spell in there." I chuckled as I realised something. "On a separate note, now I owe my brothers 500 Grimm each. We made a bet on who would be summoned by a human on accident first, and I suppose that was me." We talked for a while more. They eventually sat next to me, and we talked mostly about the Devildom and my brothers.
Soon, their phone went off. "Hello?...Oh! Okay. I'll see you soon...Thank you...Bye." I looked at them as they got up. "The little one's parents are going to be home soon, so..." I rose to meet them. "I'll take my leave. Before that, take this." I handed them my business card. "If you or anyone you know is in danger, give this number a call. I'll be there." They took it and smiled at me. "Now if you'll excuse me, I have a couple brothers to finish talking to."

Mammon-
I was trying to sneak into Lucifer's room to get that money shot of him sleeping when I saw a bright light. "Again?! You guys just called me like-" I stopped when I saw who summoned me. It was a human and a baby. They human grabbed the baby and backed away. The baby started crying and the older one tried to calm it down.
"Who are you?" The human had a deadly look in their eyes. For a human at least. "You don't know who the Great Mammon is? That is a disgrace human!" They looked at me in more confusion. The baby screamed even louder, and the human started shushing and rocking the baby.
I looked around the room. It was just a normal house. There were no spell books around, and there were no witchy symbols around. Eventually the baby shut up. Before the human had a chance to say anything, I spoke, "Your no witch." "Umm, no?" "So, human what did you do?" "One, I have a name, Y/N. Two, do you really think I know how you're here? Or who you are?" "Well, human-" "Y/N." "Y/N, I'm the Great Mammon, Avatar of Greed." I put my hands on my hips and puffed out my chest. "Greed, like the seven deadly sins?" "Exactly!"
I started to sweep the room with my eyes for any cash. I saw a bill on the counter and went to get it. "That's my pay, so please don't take it." "Ha! You think you can stop the Great Mammon?" "Well, no but I would like know what you're doing here." They really don't know? I thought they were joking with me.
"I don't know, you're the one who summoned me." I grabbed the bill and stuffed it in my pocket. When I looked back, they were looking at me blankly and I had to explain the whole demon thing to them. They actually listened to me!
We talked about a lot of stuff before their phone went off. They got off it and said, "You gotta go back now. His parents are going to be home in like, ten minutes." I felt a little sad. "Ya know? I like you. Summon me whenever." "...I don't know how I did in the first place." I sighed and threw my card at them. The bill may or may not have been attached to it.

Levi-
"Last boss before I get to the end cut scene!" I clicked the start level button and then I saw a bright light. I fell to the floor and the room I was in was way too bright. I shielded my eyes and rubbed my sore butt. When my eyes adjusted from the sudden change in scenery, I saw a human on the other side of the room holding a baby. They were looking at me like I just broke into their house or something. I looked at the baby and then it started crying. "Why are you crying, you aren't the one who just lost a game for this."
The human rocked the baby to sleep as I looked at them. I was fuming. Who had the audacity to interrupt my game and not say anything about it? When the baby was asleep, I asked, "So, what did you need?" The human stared at me blankly and said, "Nothing...? Wait a second, who are you?" I looked at them like they were stupid. I mean, they were.
"How do you not know who I am. You're the one that summoned me, or are you so much of a normie that you didn't even know that?" "Summoned? Like summoning a demon?" "Well, I'm a demon... that you summoned...damn you're denser than Mammon."
I had to explain my entire existence to this normie, or that's what I thought they were until they said, "Hey, this reminds me of the anime called, "I was at my friend's house and we accidentally summoned one of the strongest demons in hell and now I have to prove to him I'm worthy of his time." "You've watched that?!"
I jumped up and started my usual anime rant. Only this time, instead of ignoring me like my brothers do, they set the baby down on the couch and joined me! We talked about that anime before I realised, I didn't even know this human's name. "Hey, I don't even know your name. Mine's Leviathan but call me Levi." "Oh! I'm Y/N. That reminds me of this other anime..."
We talked for what seemed like hours until their phone went off. "Hello?...Of course... He's doing just fine...Okie dokie I'll see you in a few." "I gotta go, don't I?" "Yeah..." We sat in silence for a minute before the human spoke up. "I can give you my discord name..." We exchanged names and their profile picture was a picture of Ruri-chan!