-Uncle Auke...The Dueling Kaiju...So you're real...
A mysterious traveler confronted a bug-eyed giant man.
-I heard rumours of your living here at the Legacy Ruins...
-Yahhh...I am here...
-You talk then...
-Of course I do but I prefer to duel...
-So I've heard...I like to duel too!
-Why not come down here and face me then?
The traveler was stood at the colossal room's enterance. It had about a billion stairs down to the bottom. Uncle Auke the giant was extremely tall but not tall enough to reach the exit and was too large for the steps. Uncle Auke was the size of two skyscrapers stacked on top of each other.
-What, so you can eat me?!
-That's racist...And besides...I only devour losers! Are you a loser?!
-Pah! I am no loser!
The traveler threw off his cloak and traveling gear. This revealled his duel disk. Uncle Auke smiled with a grin that stretched to each end of his face.
-Titan...I challenge you to a duel!!
The whole ruins began to shake. Uncle Auke was standing up. He put his giant hand against the wall, crumbling away a huge part of the wall. He was up.
-I ACCEPT!
Uncle Auke had a large tablet attached to his waste. It resembled a dueling table. On his left wrist was a giant deck box with giant cards inside, the deck began to shuffle itself.
-This will be interesting!
The traveler activated his duel disk.
-Where I am from, I am considered a god among duelists! I am the one who brings new ideas forward! I am the one the others look to!! But to you...I'm your worst nightmare...! You can call me Pat the Kaiju Hunter!!
-AHHHAHHAHHAHHAHHH!! That's great!! SHOW ME, LITTLE MAN!!!
-Very well!
[Pat: 8000][Uncle Auke: 8000]
-I'll start by activating Upstart Goblin! This card let's me draw a card from my deck then you gain 1000 life points!
[Uncle Auke: 8000 -> 9000]
-But you see, the 1000 life point gain doesn't matter! I essentially turn my deck into a 37 card de-
-I activate the effect of a monster in my hand! False Monster - The Dauntless Destroyer!
[Uncle Auke: 9000 -> 1000]
-I pay 8000 of my life points to special summon this card from my hand during your turn!
[1000/1000/8]
-This card is unaffected by all card effects and if you do not manage to defeat it by battle by the time your turn ends...YOU LOSE!! AHHHHAHHHAHAHHHHAHHHAHHHHAHH!!!
-By battle...? But it's the first turn. I cannot conduct my battle phase!!
-State the obvious! AHHHAHHHAHHAHHAHHAHHHHH!! You lose, little man!!
False Monster - The Dauntless Destroyer seised Pat and dropped him above Uncle Auke.
-Ahhh nooooo!
Pat fell directly towards Uncle Auke's open mouth.
Yun sighed. He was with Max and J-Dawg over in their hotel room.
-I'm bored...
-Wow, so this is where you big shot duelists hang out between rounds huh?
