𝐝𝐞𝐯𝐢𝐥𝐦𝐚𝐧 𝐜𝐫𝐲𝐛𝐚𝐛𝐲 𝐨𝐧𝐞 𝐬𝐡𝐨𝐭𝐬

☁️headcanons/thoughts/concepts☁️

a/n: hey y'all hope ur having a good day or night 🥰 okie so ik i wrote sad shit for the last story so i was like "why don't i give them somethin different that's not sad, let's give them a break" so yeah every thought or idea i got i wrote down. i'll be writing more shit like this down and positing it to for funsies. requests are still open and i'm working on a miki x miko request right now 🥰

warnings: cussing that's mainly it

word count: 1600

- ryo listens to Britney spears, lady gaga, and ABBA and his fave songs are work bitch, judas, applause, and lay all your love on me

- wait y'all know that lana del ray song where it's like "yea my boyfriends pretty cool but he's not as cool as me 😩🙌" yeah that's akira and ryo

-i feel like akira likes 34 + 35 from ariana grande and miki caught him doing the fuckin dance for it

-ryo may be a twink but he's a top idc what y'all tell me he'll ravish akira

-a concept, ryo as a stripper and he does a choreo to hands on me by ariana grande omg WAIT RYO IN A BUNNY SUIT NFJAJD

-imagine ryo waking up next to akira and that mfs cum just drops onto him from the ceiling EW FJSJFJS HE'D GET SO PISSED OMG

- if akira strongest demon ever why dead 🤔

-if love not exist why u crying over ur dick appointment ryo 🤔

-if miki fast why not out run gun 🤔

-i'm gonna get canceled omg

-ryo crying on his bed bc he realizes he's in love with akira but has no idea how to express it and just stays silent while enduring all the pain he has to go through by not speaking up (loser)

-miko stans megan thee stallion as she should

-brb i'm crying about jujutsu kaisen

-i have a love hate relationship with ryo sometimes i wanna spit in his coffee but other times i wanna give him a little kiss on the cheek ☺️

-i think ryo would slur me that's okay tho ☺️

-omg dmcb characters as shit i said this month so far

"british people are nice to hide their crimes" - miki

"if pegging men bad why prostate in butthole" - miko

"i'd sit on his face to protect his identity" - ryo

"'ahh my vagina fell out' okay bitch pick it up 5 second rule" - akira

"suffering is a part of life just not mine" - ryo

"i want that mf to rail my pussy then flip me like an omelette and derange my asshole" - sirene

"i said im taking AP classes i never said i was passing them" - akira

-wait omg imagine trying to give akira head and the mf nuts and just decapitates you-

-i kin akira bc we have big dicks 🙌

-see kids shouldn't have rights except akira when he was a kid he's so sweet i hahdjajd 🥺

-if there's one thing that devilman crybaby taught me is that i am bisexual

-whenever i think of ryo trying to kill the kitten i always hear "certified west coast kitty cat killer yeah i kill that cat that's why she feel like that" playing

-ms jenny should've gotten more screen time i think that was racist

-yk how in that one scene ryo posted something to like twitter? i feel like i'd try to start shit with ryo on twitter and he'd dox me on the spot