𝐝𝐞𝐯𝐢𝐥𝐦𝐚𝐧 𝐜𝐫𝐲𝐛𝐚𝐛𝐲 𝐨𝐧𝐞 𝐬𝐡𝐨𝐭𝐬

dcmb as convos i had with my friends pt 2

akira: forget riding them coasters at the fair bitch i wanna ride YOU
ryo:i keep forgetting about the transferring fafsa thing ugh
akira: so u not gon let me ride
ryo: naur
akira: damn 🧍

what is better
submissive and breedable or dominant and infertile
what kind of sick question is this

girl i'm not a virgin
yes you are????
so what was last night???
i was reading last night
yeah reading the words coming out of my lips while my legs were over your shoulders

akira: how's college bae?
ryo: i already got kicked out of a class

miko: HELP THIS IS THE GUY WHO WANTS TO BE IN A THREE WAY
ryo: i'm going to piss and throw up he's so ugly
his hair is more fried than the chicken i serve

ryo: ITS FOR AKIRA
miko: teaching him to shave his balls
miki: stargazing

miko: okay the password is literally akirasucksdonkeyass
i didn't know what to put so i put that
akira:🧍
miko: NAURR I HAVE TO CLEAN I HATE IT HERE
akira: whats the account name i forgor
miko: jonathandavissleftnut
akira: anal

miki: nipples
akira: are you objectifying women again?
miki: yass 😍

koda: as i grow up i become more straight
actually no i want dick and cock and balls

sirene: those don't exist
jennie: we're just friends 🤨
just really close friends
very close
sirene: extremely close friends
yeah she put her tongue in my mouth but that doesn't mean anything
that's normal.
jennie: last night we were doing some
stretching

akira: teach my how to fight
wamu: okay easy
akira: and then you can pin me down and we passionately make out

akira: IF YOU'RE HORNY LETS DO IT RIDE IT MY PONY
miki: *clutches purse*
miko: what's biden's plan for this?
ryo: revoke the gays

miko: i had to buy a pregnancy test at the gas station for my friend cause that DUMBASS only did the fucking PULL OUT METHOD 👹😫‼️
ignore the 😫
HELP

akira: i'm nickisexual

ryo: stop shoving rocks up your pussy you sick fucks
miki: if you're gonna put rose quartz in ur puss get the eggs instead bc those are body safe
miko: i just said "this movie teaches us gay people are wrong AND THEY ARE RIGHT!! who here is a little bit homophobic? *raises hand* i think we should get rid of them
akira: thank you queen

i'm getting so nervous i have to shit bruh

*this charming man playing*
i was looking for a job and then i found a job
that's heaven knows i'm miserable now dumbass bitch

*dont trust me by 3OH!H*
miko: am i feminist? i cant say that i am

akira: hiiii :)
ryo: boy stop playin put your hands on my body

miki: she was trying to do the whole breakfast at tiffany's thing but... she just looks weird
ryo: girl that's leftovers from tiffany's

miko: who the fuck is that?
akira: creepy little blonde bitch
miko: ryo?
WAIIITT YOU MEAN THE GAY MF WHO EVERYONE THOUGHT WAS GONNA SHOOT UP THE SCHOOL?
that still applies to ryo
akira: STOPDDK

akira: we made a point to hold hands in front of a couple
ryo: YOU wanted to hold hands
because YOU'RE GAY
akira: YOU LET ME
SO YOU'RE GAY
GAYYYYYYY
ryo: UM
NO
IM NOT GAY
akira:YES YOU ARE?????
WE WENT ON A DATE
ryo:NO?????

miko to miki: your dad needs to stop being a bitch so u can come over and we can be gay and go "so like 🧍🏻‍♀️...nice room ig" "yeah hahaha... 🧍🏻‍♀️"

miko: you'd think with all ryo's spending habits he'd go out and buy some bitches

akira: like father like son
ryo: father 🤨?

some lady just offered me meth