a/n: HEYYYY yeah idk what to say here these shits that i do are literal just crack shits that come up but anyways have a great day or night love y'all besties muah 💋
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- imagine being on the fucking toilet in sabbath and akira big ass just breaks everything and u die shitting
-RYO LISTENS TO RIHANNA
-TAKE IT TAKE IT BABIE BABIE TAKE IT TAKE IT LOVE ME LOVE ME 😩
- i had a dream i was at a cafe with my friends and i was dating ryo appearently and he said we were gonna go on a trip but i had to buy a ton of shit and i couldnt afford it so one of my friends was like "just get the knock offs" and i was like "i can't afford the knock offs i'd need the knock off knock offs, he's still gonna know" please is if this mf agreed to date me he agreed to dating a poor person mf 🙄
-NO BC I HAD ANOTHER DREAM OF RYO okay so this one was just WEIRD so like it was satan ryo instead of stupid twink ryo and we were a couple or "mating" i guess bc that mf wanted to have a baby so bad to birth the fucking anti christ and what was weirder is that either me or him would get pregnant like what the fuck...anyways so there was a chance i was pregnant and i was panicking already and he was like "i need to make sure you are pregnant" and i was like "hold i need fresh air i gotta go on a walk" and so i did and i texted one of my friends like "bitch i might be pregnant i don't want this fucking baby imma abort it 😭" and then i walk back to like our home which was still weird bc we lived in this nice ass apartment and he's like "you're not pregnant, if you do end up becoming pregnant though keep it" and he like puts his hands around me and i was like "uh okay-" then it skipped to like later and this mf thought HE was pregnant and was like "go get me some food i need the nutrition for the baby" and i was like okay bitch and i went to the fucking mall and called my friends like "mf i am NOT ready to be a mother" LET ALONE RAISE THE ANTI CHRIST WHAT WAS GOING AWN oh but then i went back and ryo was like "false alarm i'm not pregnant" and i was like oh thank god but then it skipped to like 5 or 6 ish years and we ended up having a baby but idfk WHO tf birthed it and i was like putting the kid to sleep and this mf looked EXACTLY like ryo except with my color palette and the fucker wasnt even evil he was a normal fucking kid just shy and shit and so i put him to bed and go to ryo and i was like "we should bang 😏" and ryo was like "is he asleep" and i said yeah and then i woke up 😐
-lord almighty what the fuck am i dreaming of
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-GAY PEOPLE I DONT REPSECT
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