☁︎ 𝐫𝐲𝐨 𝐬𝐥𝐚𝐧𝐝𝐞𝐫 𝐛𝐜 𝐟𝐮𝐜𝐤 𝐡𝐢𝐦 ☁︎

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this mofo? this mofo right here got whole ass micro pps for eyebrows bruh with his big ass head ik if i remove those choppy ass bangs it'll reveal that mega mind of a head he has on that thin ass mr crocker pencil neck resting on his shoulder

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this mofo? this mofo right here got whole ass micro pps for eyebrows bruh with his big ass head ik if i remove those choppy ass bangs it'll reveal that mega mind of a head he has on that thin ass mr crocker pencil neck resting on his shoulder. i swear to god i just wanna know WHO did his hair for this cuz that mf botched him tf fuck up like bruh it looks like the haircut i got as a baby from my family member just grabbing and cut wherever to give that beaver bowl ass hair.

he's gonna start foaming at the mouth yall with his deranged ass y'all start running for this hills, AND HIS STUPID CHILD ASS SELF LOOKS LIKE HE SMELLS LIKE KETHUP, not just that but that water that comes out in the ketchup packets he smells like ...

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he's gonna start foaming at the mouth yall with his deranged ass y'all start running for this hills, AND HIS STUPID CHILD ASS SELF LOOKS LIKE HE SMELLS LIKE KETHUP, not just that but that water that comes out in the ketchup packets he smells like that too gross. no i swear to god i can beat his ass up if it's one on one WHAT KINDA HIT IS HE GONNA PULL??? he literally
cant hit a woman that's illegal 🙄 no but fr a sock to his nose he's gone i bet y'all lemme shift

he's the type of mf to hear that "they tell me i'm a god 😈" song and be like "this i resonate with this 🙌" SHUT UP SJUT UP FOR ONCE I KNOW YOUR CLUTCHING ONTO LANA DEL RAY'S ALBUMS CRYING UR EYES ASS OUT AT NIGHT LIKE  "waahh why doesn't akira l...

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he's the type of mf to hear that "they tell me i'm a god 😈" song and be like "this i resonate with this 🙌" SHUT UP SJUT UP FOR ONCE I KNOW YOUR CLUTCHING ONTO LANA DEL RAY'S ALBUMS CRYING UR EYES ASS OUT AT NIGHT LIKE "waahh why doesn't akira like me back 😭 🖤" UR INSANE he's the type of mf to be like "let's play devil's advocate" on like fucking murder like no mf we're playing simon says and simons says shut the fuck UP‼️

he's the type of mf to hear that "they tell me i'm a god 😈" song and be like "this i resonate with this 🙌" SHUT UP SJUT UP FOR ONCE I KNOW YOUR CLUTCHING ONTO LANA DEL RAY'S ALBUMS CRYING UR EYES ASS OUT AT NIGHT LIKE  "waahh why doesn't akira l...

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oh but he does look pretty heeeyy ooo oh shit hiii [drops awards and cash] ooops sorry

stupid cracker ass colonizer ass albino skin walker ass baby powder ass bleach flamingo ass bird caca ass borax bat ass cauliflower conquerer ass fucking cave dweller mf chalk chihuahua ass stephan king's children of the chalk corn starch cream ch...

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stupid cracker ass colonizer ass albino skin walker ass baby powder ass bleach flamingo
ass bird caca ass borax bat ass cauliflower conquerer ass fucking cave dweller mf chalk chihuahua ass stephan king's children of the chalk corn starch cream cheese colorless cockroach Christopher columbus stan cracker barrel mother ass fucking crest extreme white whitening toothpaste discharge demon DEATH EATER DRY WALL dove soap which he needs dust might elbow ash expired cheese flavorless twinkie flour power fruity pebbles funky dime smelling bitch 😐 greek yogurt iphone light mode kleenex clumps joyce byer's walls la llorona actually i shouldn't compare her to him she's gonna cry even more but lice attracter un elote con solo mayonesa milk cricket mayo pocket no purpose flour pan bimbo power ranger salty scallawags silento silencer sour cream and onion thin toilet paper unedited google doc vanilla frappuccino ass bitch

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