𝐝𝐞𝐯𝐢𝐥𝐦𝐚𝐧 𝐜𝐫𝐲𝐛𝐚𝐛𝐲 𝐨𝐧𝐞 𝐬𝐡𝐨𝐭𝐬

·˚✎ 𝐫𝐞𝐥𝐚𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧𝐬𝐡𝐢𝐩 𝐡𝐞𝐚𝐝𝐜𝐚𝐧𝐨𝐧𝐬 𝐰 𝐚𝐤𝐢𝐫𝐚 & 𝐫𝐲𝐨

headcanons i made with my bestie bae endless_eggos with akira and ryo, gender neutral reader yas, has typos oops

┊͙˚. ryo .˚┊͙

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♡ DISTANT DISTANT DISTANT

♡ i don't think he would even date because he likes you the only reason reason he would is to benefit him or get something out of it

♡ source a power toxic sugar daddy 😍

♡ he doesn't do anything affectionate but u mention your face fruit or something and next thing you know you have years worth of of your fave fruit

♡ sees u eating strawberries one afternoon boom 3 or 4 boxes are stocked up (fuck u if you don't like strawberries)

♡ yas money but the mf does not look at u but when u talk to someone else he's gonna get ticked off like "i've done so much for you, am i not enough for you?"

♡ does teeny things to keep you entertained or happy but won't do any grand gestures bc he doesn't wanna "waste time"

♡ will give u money like a wad of cash without explanation and walk away😭

♡ if u need a ride it doesn't matter if it's 2am, he doesn't care and roll up like "get in puta"

♡ very RARE occasions he'll take you out to something extravagant like fancy dinner together, he likes dates in the night bc it's quieter

♡ WILL NOT EVEN DRESS UP FOR IT like he's trying to down play it 😭

♡ he'll get you something pretty and then wear his all white ass attire like he attending church

♡ fancy da norm for him and ur like all surprised and he's like "this?? it's like mcdonald's or whatever u poor people eat 🙄" & it's that s cargo shit or the snails idk 😭

♡ doesn't interact with you if you're sick bc germs and he's the type to walk in with a mask and rubber gloves even if he's checking up on you

♡ refuses you on the bed with outside clothes on

♡ you show him and kind of love language and he's gonna be like "what the fuck?" like the first time you cook for him he's gonna take offense like "do you thing i'm a fucking twig? i can feed myself 😐" boy i can body you in a heartbeat

♡ hes the type to smack your hand away if you're trying to hold it 😭

♡ DOESNT SHARE BLANKETS 🙄🙄🙄

♡ "get your own blanket, fucking hog-"

♡ if you lean your head on him he's gonna move away

♡ he has a pillow for his head, legs, arms or whatever and doesn't even offer you any

♡ will NOT cuddle, you snuggle with him and suddenly you're on the floor