authors note: just for fun!
ryo: DO I LOOK GERMAN???
miki: you look racistakira:i'm sorry i thought you meant your asshole-
miko:I SAID TRAGUS
NOT ASS HOLE
TRAGUS
akira: IDFK WHAT A TRAGUS IS
miko: it's a part of your ear, hope this helps 💖akira: my ass hole 💔miki: I CANT ROMANCE
akira: don't look at me i got a colonizer saying he's in love with meryo: IM HOME ALONE COME OVER SO I CAN GIVE YOU THE SLOBBER GOBBER 3000
akira: i need a week's notice for sex bich i just had chic fil aakira: hey baby
ryo: dieakira: i don't understand couples who shower together like first of all one of y'all is always cold also get out i need to shave my butthole
miko: YOU ARE AFRAID OF WHAT YOU YEARN
akira: AAAAAAA PEGGING TWINKS IM SO SCAREDkoda: "you NEED to help me" no i don't leave me alone
akira: thinking of the time i had youtube auto play on and i was listening to a shifting subliminal and it stopped and switched to no tears left to cry music video and i thought i died and was in heaven so i jolted up
ryo: omg i can't wait to see a child fall at disneyland
ms jenny: you're gonna be the reason behind that child falling huh
ryo: duh 🙄ryo: i'm gonna have a panic attack
akira: wanna make out?miki: i'm so unproealtic tbh
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oh my god-miko: i shaved my arms a week ago to try it and i don't like it 😐 i feel naked
akira: me shaving my asssirene: free my man he needs a lap dance
ms jenny: no he's fineryo: his crying made me uncomfy so i left
ryo: YALL MY BACK IS GOING CRAZY IT JUST KEEPS RANDOMLY HURTING REAL BAD AND IM JUST LAYING HERE LIKE WAITING TO DIE
akira: sorry i fucked you too hard :(ryo: im gonna get a pink drink bc im a fag tbh
miko: i can't pick a style if i look good in all of them #sexyproblems
ryo: you have choices this time unlike your sexuality
akira: why did you go this far
ryo: i'm literally a faggot
akira: "i'm literally racist"miko: that's it imma sell my chonis
miki: 🔥CHONIS🔥ryo: ew i forgot you underwent gingerfication
ms jenny: i'm ed sheeran 💔
ryo: praying for you 💔
ms jenny: praying for my break down 💔miki: this man stuck his whole pp in a jar of pickles
akira: meakira: enough
*emoryo: you're too nice for people
miki: YES I AM ‼️‼️‼️
i'm too sweet for this cruel world
ryo: no ur just stupid
miki: yea 💖💖💖💖
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