𝐃𝐌𝐂𝐁 𝐚𝐬 𝐜𝐨𝐧𝐯𝐨𝐬 𝐟𝐫𝐨𝐦 𝐦𝐞 & 𝐦𝐲 𝐟𝐫𝐢𝐞𝐧𝐝𝐬 𝐚𝐠𝐚𝐢𝐧 >:)

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authors note: just for fun!

ryo: DO I LOOK GERMAN???miki: you look racist

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ryo: DO I LOOK GERMAN???
miki: you look racist

akira:i'm sorry i thought you meant your asshole-
miko:I SAID TRAGUS
NOT ASS HOLE
TRAGUS
akira: IDFK WHAT A TRAGUS IS
miko: it's a part of your ear, hope this helps 💖akira: my ass hole 💔

miki: I CANT ROMANCE
akira: don't look at me i got a colonizer saying he's in love with me

ryo: IM HOME ALONE COME OVER SO I CAN GIVE YOU THE SLOBBER GOBBER 3000
akira: i need a week's notice for sex bich i just had chic fil a

akira: hey baby
ryo: die

akira: i don't understand couples who shower together like first of all one of y'all is always cold also get out i need to shave my butthole

miko: YOU ARE AFRAID OF WHAT YOU YEARN
akira: AAAAAAA PEGGING TWINKS IM SO SCARED

koda: "you NEED to help me" no i don't leave me alone

akira: thinking of the time i had youtube auto play on and i was listening to a shifting subliminal and it stopped and switched to no tears left to cry music video and i thought i died and was in heaven so i jolted up

ryo: omg i can't wait to see a child fall at disneyland
ms jenny: you're gonna be the reason behind that child falling huh
ryo: duh 🙄

ryo: i'm gonna have a panic attack
akira: wanna make out?

miki: i'm so unproealtic tbh
plunpromboearic
oh my god-

miko: i shaved my arms a week ago to try it and i don't like it 😐 i feel naked
akira: me shaving my ass

sirene: free my man he needs a lap dance
ms jenny: no he's fine

ryo: his crying made me uncomfy so i left

ryo: YALL MY BACK IS GOING CRAZY IT JUST KEEPS RANDOMLY HURTING REAL BAD AND IM JUST LAYING HERE LIKE WAITING TO DIE
akira: sorry i fucked you too hard :(

ryo: im gonna get a pink drink bc im a fag tbh

miko: i can't pick a style if i look good in all of them #sexyproblems

ryo: you have choices this time unlike your sexuality
akira: why did you go this far
ryo: i'm literally a faggot
akira: "i'm literally racist"

miko: that's it imma sell my chonis
miki: 🔥CHONIS🔥

ryo: ew i forgot you underwent gingerfication
ms jenny: i'm ed sheeran 💔
ryo: praying for you 💔
ms jenny: praying for my break down 💔

miki: this man stuck his whole pp in a jar of pickles
akira: me

akira: enough
*emo

ryo: you're too nice for people
miki: YES I AM ‼️‼️‼️
i'm too sweet for this cruel world
ryo: no ur just stupid
miki: yea 💖💖💖💖

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