Pete Wntz is dad {gee.x, jish.x, reub.x, ty.x, ry.r, breadbin, susa.x, dall.ffodil}
reub.x: I've decided that me and frank are now gonna be married
reub.x: any objections?
susa.x: but.... we're married....
reub.x: yeah but have you seen frank?
susa.x: ok, fair enough. you have my blessing
gee.x: does frank not get a say?
reub.x: he's never going to know I exist....
reub.x: it's a secret marriage
ry.r: oneeee weeeekkkkkkkk
reub.x: shhhhhh
reub.x: I'm getting married
ry.r: oh, right
ry.r: can me and bden perform at the wedding?
reub.x: only if you sing that one song where you go 'well I'm afraid that I'
ry.r: yayyy!!
gee.x: they're not actually getting married
ry.r: shhhhhhh! don't spoil my fun!
ry.r: I was going to use them saying that to argue my way into singing at their actual wedding when we're older!!
ry.r: and it's only one weekkk nowww!!!!!!!!!!
dall.ffodil: I was wondering....
dall.ffodil: what do I need to do to get into the cult?
reub.x: I don't know.....
reub.x: we'll get back to you on that.
breadbin: but susa got to be a part of it as soon as she joined the chat
breadbin: and so did ry when we joined at the same time
reub.x: that's because me and ry were almost dating when you guys joined and me and susa were married at the time of her joining
jish.x: wait, you and ry were almost dating?
reub.x: how didn't you know??!?
ry.r: internet friends who flirted a lot
ry.r: we decided to rein back the flirting and just be besties and agreed that we had been almost dating
ry.r: mutal almost dating vibes
reub.x: now ry really wants to date bren but won't ask him on a date and instead just asks him to hang out
ty.x: I'm intervening
ty.x: the fall out boy concert is now a date.
ty.x: enjoy.
reub.x: why didn't I think of that?!
