Pete Wntz is dad {gee.x, jish.x, reub.x, ty.x, ry.r, breadbin, susa.x}

ry.r:  two weekss babbyyyy

ry.r:  I just yelled that in my chemistry class and now there's a tall boy looking at me like he knows all my secrets

ry.r:  help

ry.r:  what if he wants to skin me and tie my skinless body up in his basement while telling me pete wentz will never join the chat and I'll never get to re-join the cult of matching usernames?!?!?!?!!?!

reub.x:  geez

reub.x:  chill ry.  he doesn't want to skin you

reub.x:  probably

ry.r:  thanks a lot reuben

ry.r:  you're really helping here

reub.x:  I'm not him!  I don't know if his true intentions are tying up a skinny white boy!

ry.r:  damn you 

reub.x:  and if you don't get pete to join the chat you are never getting to re-join the cult of matching usernames

ry.r:  nooo!!!

gee.x:  try just talking to him?

ry.r:  is it you gee?

ry.r:  are you the mysterious tall guy who wants to skin me and tie me up in his basement?

ry.r:  you've never shown us your face so it could be you

ry.r:  wait! do you not show your face because you have a collection of skinned people tied up in your basement?!!?!?

gee.x:  relax ryan

gee.x:  it's not me.  I'm not in school anymore

gee.x:  I'm 19, remember?

reub.x:  tyler, josh isn't real, remember?

gee.x:  ...

reub.x:  sorry... :(

gee.x:  you're not going to know what his intentions are unless you talk to him

ry.r:  oh

ry.r:  right

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