Pete Wntz is dad {jish.x, reub.x, ty.x, ry.x, bren.x, susa.x, dally.x, emma.x, patrick, trohmosexual, andy.x, gee.x, dad.x, toro19}
spencerrr has joined Pete Wntz is dad
ry.x: spencccceeeeerrrr!!!!!
spencerrr: hi ryan
ry.x: I miss youuuu
spencerrr: we spoke yesterday
ry.x: which is not today and so was far too long ago
ry.x: spence, now you can meet my boyfriend!
ry.x: brrennnndooonn!!!!!
spencerrr: ah yes
spencerrr: the infamous brendon urie
spencerrr: the brendon who's voice is 'just like so cool, I wish I could sing like that and it honestly makes me feel like I want to just curl up inside his voice because its just so cool and kind of feels like I'm being swaddled in velvet or silk or something'
spencerrr: the brendon who can 'play guitar so well and don't get me started on how good he is at piano. sometimes I want to just be him because he's so perfect. I don't think there's an instrument he doesn't play, he's so talented'
spencerrr: the brendon who has 'the most awesome taste in music. seriously, he loves fall out boy and my chem and, dude, I just want him to marry me like right now'
bren.x: holy shit ry
bren.x: I didn't know you thought that highly of me
bren.x: but you're right, I am prefect
ty.x: this is almost as great as when susa told frank about reuben's secret marriage to him
reub.x: oh god we do not bring that up
ry.x: I hate you so much spencer
spencerrr: that's fine
spencerrr: I have jon so it's fine
reub.x: ooo, invite jon to join
spencerrr: sure
jonnn has joined Pete Wntz is dad
reub.x: holy shit they have matching usernames
ty.x: so do me, you, josh, gee, susa, emma, pete, andy, bren, ry and dallon
reub.x: yeah but we're a cult
reub.x: they're just being a cute couple
ty.x: oh, fair point
jonnn: and I am slightly scared of what I have just walked into
reub.x: spencer was calling out ryan for being all dopey fanboy with a crush towards brendon
reub.x: we're very intense with our shipping
ty.x: yeah
ty.x: there's joshler, summa, ryden, gay, reutrick and now joncer
susa.x: the fuck is gay?
ty.x: gee and ray
jonnn: and the others?
reub.x: joshler = josh and tyler
reub.x: summa = susa and emma
reub.x: ryden = ryan and brendon
reub.x: reutrick is completely platonic
reub.x: joncer = jon and spencer
ty.x: shut up reuben
ty.x: reutrick is rue and patrick
ty.x: they are in love and are going to have many many beautiful and musically talented babies
reub.x: we're just friends
jonnn: wait
jonnn: patrick as in patrick stump?
ty.x: yup
jonnn: is he online?
ty.x: peeetttterrrrrr
dad.x: what son
ty.x: can you get pat?
dad.x: sure son
ty.x: thanks dad
patrick: what's up ty?
jonnn: hey patrick
jonnn: not sure if you remember me
jonnn: I tutored you in math
patrick: jon walker?
jonnn: yeah
patrick: of course I remember you! I wouldn't have passed math that year without your help!
spencerrr: wait, why didn't you tell me you tutored the lead singer of fall out boy in math?
jonnn: didn't seem important
spencerrr: and ryan, why didn't you tell me you were friends with the lead singer of fall out boy
ry.x: its not just patrick
ry.x: pete wentz is dad
dad.x: why yes son I am
ry.x: and andy and joe are here too
ry.x: and most of mcr
spencerrr: jesus ryan
spencerrr: why didn't you tell me!?
