Pete Wntz is dad {gee.x, jish.x, reub.x, ty.x, ry.x, bren.x, susa.x, dally.x, emma.x, dad.x, patrick}
ry.x: I smell ships
bren.x: same
reub.x: huh?
ry.x: have you become blind or something?
reub.x: no?
ry.x: take a look at the messages from last night
ry.x: starting with when you told patrick that you think he's pretty
reub.x: fuck
reub.x: sorry patrick :/
reub.x: wait, susa and emma?
bren.x: I present to you *summa*
reub.x: you guys are ryden
reub.x: just thought you might want to know
ry.x: and you and patrick are reutrick
reub.x: I'm married and patrick is mum material
ry.x: to a guy who doesn't know you exist
ry.x: and I think you'll find patrick is boyfriend material
bren.x: might just want to check he's single first
bren.x: hey pete! is patrick single?
dad.x: yeah, I think so
bren.x: okay, go ahead. you can ask him out now
reub.x: he's a celebrity who lives in chicago
reub.x: defiantly interested in a nb kid from just south of london
dad.x: patrick likes personalities. you never know
reub.x: what the heck?!
reub.x: did I just get told I might have a chance with the patrick stump by the pete wentz?!
patrick: well the pete wentz is right. the patrick stump is attracted to personalities. don't rule yourself out yet
reub.x: hey susa, sorry if I don't make it to school on monday. I'm having a little bit of a heart attack right now.
reub.x: you can explain that to wilmer, right?