Pete Wntz is dad {gee.x, jish.x, reub.x, ty.x, ry.x, bren.x, susa.x, dally.x, emma.x, dad.x, patrick}

ry.x:  I smell ships

bren.x:  same

reub.x:  huh?

ry.x:  have you become blind or something?

reub.x:  no?

ry.x:  take a look at the messages from last night

ry.x:  starting with when you told patrick that you think he's pretty

reub.x:  fuck

reub.x:  sorry patrick :/

reub.x:  wait, susa and emma?

bren.x:  I present to you *summa*

reub.x:  you guys are ryden

reub.x:  just thought you might want to know

ry.x:  and you and patrick are reutrick

reub.x:  I'm married and patrick is mum material

ry.x:  to a guy who doesn't know you exist 

ry.x:  and I think you'll find patrick is boyfriend material

bren.x:  might just want to check he's single first

bren.x:  hey pete!  is patrick single?

dad.x:  yeah, I think so

bren.x:  okay, go ahead.  you can ask him out now

reub.x:  he's a celebrity who lives in chicago

reub.x:  defiantly interested in a nb kid from just south of london

dad.x:  patrick likes personalities. you never know

reub.x:  what the heck?!

reub.x:  did I just get told I might have a chance with the patrick stump by the pete wentz?!

patrick:  well the pete wentz is right.  the patrick stump is attracted to personalities.  don't rule yourself out yet

reub.x:  hey susa, sorry if I don't make it to school on monday.  I'm having a little bit of a heart attack right now.

reub.x:  you can explain that to wilmer, right?

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