You make loving fun (shisa fanfiction)

Barfing time

Lisa POV
"Hey, Lisa Darling "Linda greeted me , entering in my favorite little coffee shop in town . Linda was my favorite waitress there , from all the times I had come here we had become pretty close . As usual she had pulled her dirty blond hair in a messy pony tell, and she had put light make-up on. Linda was like your cool single aunt , she had the mind of a teenager only wiser. Her husband,Jim had died in fatal car crash which had left her to have a lot of hard years , but more the years passed she had realized that being sad about it wouldn't realy change anything , so she had adopted her way of living called "do watever makes you happy"

Which included going parachuting ,skydiving , scuba diving a more at the age of 54. Since she had a tough childhood (abusive dad, alcoholic mother ), and of course the death of her hubby she was the best person to go to where you needed advice .

Linda was already all ready pulling out her glittery purple notepad where she had gotten from Peru , she said it was very authentic but to my eyes it seemed like a plain normal notepad.

"Table for 2 , right ?" She asked in her thick Texas accent

Since me and Shane were regular customers here , she always expected for me to be with him . She was also a number one shisa shipper.

"Yes, please " I said

"Where's Shane?" "Peeing in a water bottle ?" She asked chuckling (inside story)

The picture of Shane peeing in a bottle made me laugh "Actually I'm here with my friend today " I replied

"Where's Shane !?"

"He ain't sick , is he!?" , "or" she held her breath ..." gone"

"Nope , shisa is still alive and stronger then ever ", I said showing her my ring "Shane , on the other hand" I started "not so well ."

Linda yelped "He finally popped the question "! ?

"Yup , about 5 days ago or so.." I replied

By the time I was done my sentenced Linda had started to dance happily , she was practicly happier then me .

"I can't believe it " ! , "about time , no?" She said smirking , giving me a big hug

"Damn , right " I replied

Sundenly Linda's smile disappeared,

"But didn't you say he was sick or someth'in "

"Ya, he has a concusion " I answered ,getting ready to answer the question everyone ask's

"How did it happened "!?

I -

"Excuse me , miss we've been waiting here to give us a table " I turned around to see , an inpatient man tapping his foot.

"I'm not the waitr- " I prepared to snap in his rude face but Linda cut me off

"Right this way sir " She faked smile

Being a waitress must be exhausting .

At least I didn't get to tell who gave him the damn concusion.....

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"Is that going to be it ?" The waitress who's name tag read Julya asked .

I looked at Randy who's was busy doing so something on her phone ."Want something else ?"

"Huh"?

"Something to eat , want something else "?

"Um, no thank you " she said not looking up once.

Julya nodded and left .

"What's so important on your phone" I asked waving my hand in front of her gold IPhone .

She seemed to be in her own bubble , pretending to pop her buble I cried "Earth to Randy"!

Stunned Randy looked up, her face indicating she was completely , unaware that I had been talking to her.

"I'm sorry , what were you saying ?"

"Finally , Randy's back " I said laughing "what is so important ?

"Well , I finally found a place where to host Jessica's maiden party , where it's going to fit with her theme and everything " Randy answered

She sighed "after like 3 weeks of searching it feels fkn amazing ", "sad part is that I'm far to finishing for both you and Jess's ".

"You know for me u can just out two balloons in the cheese cake factory and there you go" I knowledge her

"No" she laughed "I wish" , it has to be perfect "

"Preparing these parties are has exhausting has preparing your wedding " she said pretending to fall asleep

Just then our order came ; chips and salsa .

"This is bound to make you feel better " I said sticking a chip in her face

Instead of answering me she got up "Sorry , Lisa I have to go "

"Where !? "

"The owner of the building wants to meet me in 15 minutes "

"But our food juts came "...

"Sorry Lisbug " with that she marched out the door .

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I ended up , bringing the salsa home , only because it was to good to go . I was kinda pissed at Randy for leaving me all alone ,but I guess she has to do what she has to do. I unlocked our house door and walked in , first thing I noticed was Shane . Shane was curled up in a ball on the couch , looking all pale and sick.

I raced over to the couch "What's wrong Shaney "?

His eyes filled with water "It's hurts and I feel like shit " he mumbled

I kissed him on the cheek "Where does it hurt ?"

"Everywhere" with that he barfed all over the couch

"Shit, Shit, Shit " "get up fast we have to go to the washroom "

I pulled him up

A tear trickled down his cheek , "it's hurts to get up" he cried

"But Shane , we have too " I gave him a hug even tho he smelled horrible , but is still felt good.

It seem to give him energy , he slowly got up and we walked to the washroom .

I got a towel from the cupboard and I put him around him as he kneels down so that he was facing the toilet .

He looked at me "You know I love you "

"I love you too , baby " and I kissed him on his cheek "

"I'm sorry for ruining your night " he choked up "I'll make it up to you when I don't have the stupid concusion "

"You don't have to " I ran my hand across his "spending time with you is awesome whenever "

""Realy "!? Smiling he kissed me on the lips , using his tongue

"Fuck you " I cried laughing ,"Oh my fucking god I have your vomit in my mouth "

"You favorite " he answered "admit it it's the best vomit you ever tasted "!!!

Once he was done talking he barfed once more............. in the toilet this time .

********Author Pov*********

Omg I haven't updated in like 2 years !!!
I'm sorry you guys , at first I was like super busy and then (pretty ironic ) I got a concusion .
I'm back now xoxoxoxo
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