The best wingman of the wingman

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Lisa Pov
"Lisaaaaaaa" Jessica's scream could be heard from a mile away
"Sassy" I said greeting her "was up"
"Omg ,Lisa he proposed " she said slowly walking in my yahoo office
Smiling she held up her hand proudly displaying a beautiful golden ring. The ring itself was golden with little engraved flowers decorating the sides
"Omg realy"!? I smiled reaching in to gaze at the ring.
"YES" she said "this is literally the best day of my whole life" taking a deep breath she started weeping a bit
"These are happy tears by the way "she said in between tears
"Aw Jess I'm so happy for you" I cried hugging her
"I feel as if I'm on some kind of dream " she said sighing
"And at any moment I might wake up"
"This is all to perfect , movie perfect she said chuckling
"Jess you deserve a loving man to love you this is so no dream"
"Ya your right, let's celebrate " she said smiling . Reaching in her Gucci bag , she pulled a nice champagne bottle .
"Fuck yes" I cried reaching in back of my desk to pull out two wine glasses.
"Someone's prepared" she said laughing . Grabbing the 2 glasses she started filling them up.
While in between filling , I couldn't help but feel a bit jealous . Jessica had only been with Liam for 6 months , while on the other hand I had been with Shane for now 3 years. Sometimes I wonder if he's ever going to propose . For sure, I knew with what happened with his mom and dad , he probably wanted to wait a while , just so the same things doesn't occur again, but in a dark place in my head I had the little mean annoying voice remembering me that shane doesn't actually love me. No wonder he didn't propose " she echoed in my head "He never will fkn idiot"
"STFU" I cried clutching my head
"Lisa, are you okay?"
Jessica's voice brought me back to reality.
"Oh yeah sorry , I doze of " I said faking a smile
"Okay, good you seemed a bit sad for a minute "
"That was nothing " I said once again faking smile
"Let's drink up!" she said grabbing her glass
"Cheers to Jess's proposal" I grabbed my glass and gently toasted to her proposal
"Cheers to drinking to solve our lame problems" Jess cried laughing
"Yes, I said faking a hundred smile
The sad thing is that it's actually true

Shane Pov

"Okay ,let's get down to business " Drew said tapping his spoon on a glass

"Let's all agree I'm proposing in a onesie , right?" I said clearing my throat

"Yeah, we just have to figure out the other small details " Drew said

"Ya, like where, how, and what do to after"

"Basically ya" Drew said reaching in the chip bag

"Okay first she's got to be in onesie "

"So in the morning ?"

"Uh huh"

How should I prepose, maybe I can do like-

"Stfu, I'm the wingman here not you" Drew said cutting me off abruptly

"Jesus Christ" I said laughing "go find a way"

"First of all your going to do it the tradition way aka the getting down on your knee way, no need for fancy little shit, girls are suckers for traditional things" Drew said matter of factly

"And how the hell do u know that mr. ImsinglebutIknoweverythingaboutgirls" I said

"You would be surprise" he replied annoyed just trust me Shane .

"You would be surprise " I said mickmicking him

"Be the Fuck quiet " Drew said punching me in the arm.

"Got it mr.theonlypussyIgetismyturtles"

Ignoring me he said loudly "after you propose you'll make her a nice gluten free picnic"

"Do turtles have vegina's? "

"SHANE ARE YOU FUCKING LISTENING TO ME" he cried

"Is swear to god I will fkn leave if you don't cooperate " He said violently grabbing chip out of the bag.

"Sorry" I said laughing . It was always funny when Drew got mad.

"As I was saying you'll make her a nice gluten free picnic" Drew said

"Right" I grabbed Lisa's favorite chips .

"Tastes this" I said handing it to him

"Ew wtf no"

"Common they're actually not that bad" I lied laughing

"Your telling me carrot chips are good, do u think I'm some sort of idiot"!!!

I grabbed one and shuved it in his face

"Look, I said I'll fkn eat it" sticking in in my mouth I did my best to hide the fact that it was truly disgusting .

"I trust you " he sighing "but I know I shouldn't "

Putting it in is mouth , I couldn't help bursting out laughing .

"How is it ?"

"Amazing!?

"Opening is carrot chip filled mouth he mumbled "Fuck you shane has he raced to the washroom "
5 minutes later

"Can I just say how much of a bastard you are" Drew cried

"That was worse then pure shit , and I talk from experience " he said

Grabbing on to my peep box he said "I'm stealing one of your peeps because of that"

Laughing I agreed "go ahead"

Angrily he opened the box to take out a yellow one.

"Shane , does Lisa eat peeps"?

"Unless she wants diarrhea .... no" I replied

"There you can hide your wedding ring there " he said motioning to the box

"Are you sure "? I stammered

"Yeah, who doesn't want a peep smelling ring"?

"True" I said laughing

So, we figured out everything right ? I asked Drew

"Yup" all this because of me

"Thnks, for all of this I'll treat you to some good old Taco bell"

Laughing he said "Deal"


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