You make loving fun (shisa fanfiction)

Wedding pt 1

Note: Guys I'm writing this at 2:39 am,  can't fall asleep so decides to write:) There might be a bunch of grammar  errors bcz my brain is only working half. K bye (back to the story )

Shane Pov
The big day was can finally here . I looked around my orriginal room . Last time I was here , I was sad,  depressed , and boredeline  sueside . It amazed me how much I had made progress . I would never have thought that next time I would be here , I would be waking up to my wedding , with my one and only sole mate sleeping 15 km away . Honestly , it felt unreal , I pinched myself making sure I was not dreaming . I was not , I Shane Lee Yaw was about to get married in less then 5 hours !

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My mom left early in the morning to go join Lisa , so it was just me and Jared for now in the house . I got up from my messy bed , and starred in the mirror in front me . Jared was getting ready down stairs , while I fixed my hair . My hair had to be seriously on fleek,  the right amount of jelly and everything . I heard thumping feet coming up the stairs,  and dogs barking
"Hurry the fuck were going to be late " yelled Jared entering my room . He was fully dress , with his old fashion suit and bow tie , it made me laugh seeing him like. He saw me smirking , eyeing him down .
He shuffle uncomfortably "is there a problem "?
"Not used to seeing you like this that's all " I assured him resuming my previous activity .
He chuckled "me either"
The window casted a shadow on us  , and suddenly it felt like the day of prom . Me 400 pounds in a tight suit trying to fix up my unfixable hair in front of the mirror.  My brother trying to help me fix up my hair , and giving me advice on how to kiss her .
"Remember no bitting "
I stuck my  chubby hand out and started kissing it "like this right "?
He looked away kinda disgusted "yep , good enough "
"Are you nervous "? My brother asked sitting on the  unmade bed
"I should be it's prom " I said squirting some jel  in my hand and applying to my scalp.
"Prom?" My brother lightly slapped me . "Wake up Shane  were  in 2018"
Stunned I looked around . He was right we were in 2018 and I was not 400 pound,  and my hair did not look like a hairstyle that would be associate with a lesbian. 
I held the wooden desk very tight "Fuck Jared I'm going insane "
"Just calm down , and go put your suit on " He ordered me" remember I've been trough this too"
I let go of the desk rubbing my sore hands together "Yep, just the nerves "
Just the nerves Shane calm down . Shaking I dragged my feet across the floor getting my black suit . I undressed quickly and put it on "How do I look "?
Jared gave me a cheeky grin "better then me that's for sure "
I ran my hands across my suit making sure there was not one ripple. "I'm taking your word for that "
"Let's go now " He said leaving me in the room to stare at myself . I fixed my hair one last time , and my suit and made a pose in front of the mirror . "You've got this Shane Lee "
I remember those were also the words I stuttered in 1998 , waiting for my date to prom .

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We arrived at the place at 10 o'clock.  Everyone was there . I stepped in the small room in the church ,  where all the men were getting ready . It was a small enclosed room , with one small window which let a few sun rays penetrate the room . Drew walked over to where I was nervously standing in the corner "in no less then 30 minutes or so you'll be marry how do you feel about that ?"
"Like barfing actually " I croaked laughing
Just don't barf on Lisa okay ? 
"Yeah "
I was to nervous to continue any conversation,  instead I opened my phone and  scrolled though twitter and instagram see what was hapoening.  #shisawedding2k18 was trending for some unknown reason on twitter and 1000 of edits of me and Lisa  for our wedding were flooding my feed. I liked a few before it was time to get up and walk to the reception . Before leaving I made sure has handsome as possible , I fixed my hair looking at my reflection through the window pane and walked out . A bunch of guests were already there conversating with one and other , kids were running around making me dizzy. Sundenly I felt a cold hand grab my hand .
"Oh my god , my baby is so handsome " my mom  cried taking a tissue out of her purse to blow her  nose . She gave me a long hug, "last time you were in this church it was for your great uncles wedding , remember? "
"You were the little ring bearer "! She exclaimed "you were the cutest " she wiped a tear from her face "and you still are don't worry ".
I grinned I would always me a mommy's boy.
"I love you Shaney  , good luck up there " she said rubbing my shoulder affectionately
"love you too mom " I spoke quietly
She wished me good luck and went to sit at her place next to Jared . I wandered to where the priest was talking to the cute ring bearer , Lisa's newfue Harris . I stood there totally invisible to them listening to them talking about trains and school bus drivers .
"My favorite trains are blue , but I hate red and green trains " he squeaked moving his hands up and down to express his disapproval for red and green trains.
"I like every trains actually " the priest answered back "the longer the better , right son ?"
"Yep" Harris screeched
To them it was probably a normal conversation but to my perverted mind it sound pretty wrong .
"I also like pink and-  he stopped in the middle of his sentence "Shane"!!! . He came over and hugged my leg .
"Hello son" the priest smile politely 
I hugged Harris little body back and then shook the  priest bony hand .
"When do I hand you the ring uncle " He howled
I ruffled his curly blond hair "soon Harris "
"Actually we should get in positions it should start in less then 1 minute " the Priest said correcting me
I nodded and stood where I was sepose to be . Harris understood , and he skipped to where he was sepose to be . I checked my watch
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