Ours- Yandere!Logicality, Book 3 (Sanders Sides)

= CHAPTER TWELVE - the kid has questions, so i answered them lol (REMY) =

:October 2nd, XX46; Wednesday.

:NEW FRIENDS.

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"Back at it again, bitches!" Remy did a very dramatic spin as he walked down the sidewalk, one hand holding his husband's and the other holding a cup of coffee, since it was 7:45 AM and he did need coffee to function most mornings.

The two of them were up bright and early, obviously, headed over to Joe's school so they could follow him around and hopefully have a chance to let him in on a few things when he was walking home later that day. Remy wasn't going back on his promise, no way- especially if he got the amazing honor to be called his uncle verbally for the first time because of it. That had really made him happy yesterday night, whether he showed it or not.

"Don't pull me around too much while you're doing all that," Emile said with a giggle, gripping Remy's hand as they walked together.

"Right, right. Well- there's his school up ahead, and I think I have a good idea as to where this first class is."

"...Plot convenience?"

"Plot convenience."

The two of them entered the school grounds and Remy lead the way, going to a building labeled B building and up the stairs, where he quickly found Joe leaning against a wall outside a classroom with his two friends by his side. Joe looked up for a moment and spotted Remy, eyebrows raising for a second.

"-Yeah, yeah. Uh, I'm gonna go to the bathroom before class starts real quick since I probably won't be allowed to once it does," Joe excused himself.

"Good call," Sage nodded.

Joe walked off towards where Remy and Emile were, past them to a nearby bathroom. The two ghosts followed him in, and after they checked they were alone, Joe sighed.

"So... are you guys just gonna follow me around now, then?"

"What, do you mind?" Remy raised an eyebrow, causing Joe to put his hands up half-way in the air.

"What? No, no, just wondering. Ugh... I have Health and Fitness first period, though. I just wanna go home now."

"Well, health is very important, and so is fitness," Emile said.

"Not when you're dead- just skip class. That's what I always did. And I got mostly C's, it was fine. I mean, and then I got arrested, but I got good enough grades before."

Joe blinked a few times. "...No?"

"Don't listen to him, Joe, school is important."

"Eh..?" Remy commented.

"Remy, just because you didn't pay attention in school doesn't mean your nephew-"

"Our nephew, husband."

"-should follow in your footsteps."

"Ugh, fineee," Remy put his hands up for a moment. "Health and Fitness was the class I skipped most, though. Most of the time kids just take it because they have to if they wanna graduate."

"Yeah, my friends and I all waited until our junior year so we could get in it together, but it still isn't that fun," Joe frowned. He got out his phone for a moment to check the time. "Agh- 7:59, I'm gonna go to class."

"We'll keep following you around, and then we can talk about whatever the hell you want when you walk home tonight."

Joe perked up a bit and smiled. "Awesome."

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"Where even is this kid's house?"

The day had gone by slowly, but now Remy and Emile were treading behind Joe and Sage, the two ghosts swinging their hands between each other. They had only been walking for maybe seven minutes, but Remy wanted to talk to his nephew as soon as possible.