Ours- Yandere!Logicality, Book 3 (Sanders Sides)

= CHAPTER FIFTEEN - i basically cursed the crofts to be murderous lmao (REMY) =

:October 4th, XX46; Friday.

:NEW FRIENDS.

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"So, why's your friend so loudly into astronomy, huh?"

"It's astrology," Remy's nephew corrected, cueing Remy to roll his eyes, "and I don't really know. I mean he's got ADHD, I think, but his pop is also one of the loudest guys I've ever heard in my entire life so maybe he just got it from him."

Remy, Emile, and Joe were still walking to Joe's house at that point. Remy hummed, glancing around the area and then back down at Joe. "Who's his pop?"

"His name is Roman."

Remy chuckled. "Ah, Roman Williams- I went to high school with him, too. He was definitely eccentric, pretty sure he was in band and theatre, too. His boyfriend was in band with him. What's Sage's other parent's name, is it Virgil?"

"Yep."

"Mm. He was pretty much the opposite. An odd couple, they were. I'm a bit surprised they lasted out of high school, especially to marriage."

"So my parents did know them in high school too, right?"

"Absolutely. Pretty sure the whole thing was Roman and Virgil went to middle school together and then met your father freshman year, then in sophomore year your dad joined the school and everything else happened from there. Nothing interesting happened junior year, from what I remember."

"And senior year..? My parents never talk about high school at all, it's weird. Especially that year."

"Probably because that was the year I dated your dad for a week." Joe shuttered at that sentence, making Remy smirk a bit. "Yeah, made Logan pretty mad. Probably traumatized Patton."

"It only traumatized my dad?"

"Well, Logan hated me most of senior year, but that was because he already knew 'bout most of it all. The fact I had murdered a good few people in my days, I mean."

"...Huh."

The three walked in silence for a bit. Remy grabbed his husband's hand randomly, just because he hadn't been holding it before and wanted to change that. Emile smiled at him.

"Wait, so..." Joe began, causing both ghosts to look back at him, "how old were you when you killed someone for the first time?"

"Twelve."

"What- twelve?!"

"Mm-hmm."

"Isn't that- ...wait, so how many people have you killed in total, then?"

"Hah, hell if I know- I think I've told you that before, though. Ever since The Great Student Vanishing of Freshman Year, I lost count."

Joe blinked. "The Great Vanish- what now?"

"The Great Student Vanishing of Freshman Year- there's something your school won't teach you, it was a phrase only my high school's class of XX18 knew. Pretty much, our entire freshman class was filled with a shit-ton of assholes- as any other class was- so... I got pissed and killed them all." He shrugged.

"Wow."

"Yep. Framed it so their parents wouldn't say anything to the school, which involved some murder too, and it appeared like they all moved out of town over the same summer. Didn't have to worry about the dead assholes's living friends because all the asses were friends with each other and each other only. I made a list of people I needed to jab but I never counted the number of names, and I couldn't add it to whatever number I had at that point... so I lost count."