Don't go build a life without me cause you're mines still....
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Jahseh Onfroy
Ryan gave me a little fake smile as I parked in our driveway. "Okay what?" I smacked my lips.
"What?" She asked.
"We are just finding out we are going to have a baby, and I am happy this is what we have been wanting for years," I stated.
"Yeah but I-"
We both looked up and Stokeley was parked next to us. He jumped out the car and walked over to me, looking all mad.
"Oh hi, Stokeley?" Ryan looked at him.
"Finish what you were saying, I'll deal with him in a minute," I told her.
"This baby might not be yours," she said.
"WHAT THE FU- what... what do you mean the baby isn't mine?" I yelled.
"Nigga that is the least of your problems, you're pregnant!" Stokeley exclaimed.
"Nigga who told you that bullshit," I chuckled.
"I'm still on your emergency contact from when I worked for you, the doctor called. He said he couldn't get ahold of you, You have some condition where you carry eggs instead of sperm and now you are pregnant. So nah her baby isn't yours, but what I really want to know is is this baby mine?" Stokeley explained.
I sat there looking stuck.
"Oh, so I am not the only one fucking another dude," Ryan chuckled.
"Wait a minute it's too much going on," I dropped my hands in my face.
"Okay well I'm calling a family meeting," Stokeley said.
"What?" I chuckled in disbelief.
"We gotta talk, family meeting," Stokeley said. "Get inside."
"First of all this is my house, you are not about to come in my h-" I ranted.
"Get your ass in the goddamn house right now," he reached through the window and grabbed me by throat.
"Oh wow," Ryan chuckled next to me.
"Okay," I said quietly and unbuckled my seatbelt. I rolled the windows up and took my keys with me.
Ryan and I got out the car and Stokeley followed behind us. "And call yo lil baby daddy too, since he wanna get married women pregnant."
"You got a married man pregnant," Ryan mumbled.
I'm upset, "call your little boyfriend over for the family meeting too then, Since you got a boyfriend and got a married man pregnant."
"First of all I wasn't with him the last time I slept with a married man and second of all Mr. Married Man That Got Pregnant By A Man, he broken up with me." Stokeley snapped at me, making me drop my keys.
Ryan chuckle as I bent down to pick them up back up, "this makes so much sense now."
"How?" I asked as I unlocked the door. We all entered and then I closed the door behind us. Everyone seated themselves on the couch and I stood by the door.
"You're gay," she chuckled.
"And you're not," I rolled my eyes.
"Sit down," Stokeley told me.
I rolled my eyes and threw myself into the armchair next to the couch.
