The competition (explicit marvel fiction)

The competition

Nat looks over to the sofa "The guys look like they're having a great night, seem to be in deep conversation, or maybe i should say debate, about something" "this never ends well"
"Well Im having a great time, this is honestly just what i needed, but i also need a drink, shall we go and join them?"
You go and join the boys, pulling up a chair next to Tony, he cant help but look at your legs as you cross them over.
"Oops almost forgot" you lean forward to get your drink from Bucky, "you did a good job looking after it for me, thanks" you keep his gaze, take a sip of your drink and lick your lips.
"So you all seem to be having a little debate over here, care to enlighten us?"
It all goes quiet.
"Oh maybe we interrupted something?" Nat laughs
No one talks, everyone is avoiding your gaze, swilling their drinks, looking away.
You clock Peter, "Peter, care to share what was being said?" You look at him, lean back in you chair, bite your lip and raise your eyebrows.
"Erm well?"
"Peter!!" Steve glares at him
"We were, well kind of just having a chat"
"About...?"
"Oh god!, well, erm,you really"
The guys look sheepish and hang their heads
You look around, "now I'm intrigued, and what exactly about me were you saying?"
"Ok, You intimidate me, a lot, so I'm just going to say it" peter says nervously.
"We were talking about who would be better in bed with you" he screws up his face not quite believing he just admitted that.
Nat and Wanda look at the boys shocked, and with judgement on their faces.
"Oh, well thats quite the topic of conversation isn't it?, so did you come to a conclusion? I would love to find out who it was"
Peter looks up, "well no, we didn't, i guess everyone was for themselves."
"So how do we find out then?"
They all look at you, questioning your reaction.
Loki butts in "Can i just ask, you don't seem mad about this, but earlier you pinned me to a wall when i said you were a gift"
"Oh Loki, i have to assert my authority somewhere, i actually took it as a compliment"
"So... any suggestions?"
Loki looks at you with a glint in his eye "Well i mean no one is going to say someone else are they, so i guess were stuck... unless you have an idea Agent Hunter?"
You look around at all of them, you can see they're eager to hear what you have to say.
"In fact i do, to make it a fair competition i think there is only one way don't you?
The room is silent.
"I sleep with all of you, then let you know who's the best?" You brazenly say
Peter spits out his drink "what" he says with his eyes bulging out of his head, looking around to see if everyone else heard what he did.
You take a sip of your drink and watch the guys all slowly beginning to understand what you've just said, some with confusion in their eyes, others with, well one can only describe it as pure excitement.
"So who's in? A-bit of friendly competition"