My Quiet Life academia (BNHA X JJBA)

Introductions

we enter the warehouse to find only 5 other people

Tooru:"This is the extent of our reach, of our strength... every other stand user in Japan is either dead or is our enemy..."

Tooru leads me through the warehouse and gives me a tour

first he shows me the "Kitchen" and "Living Room" which are just a single stove, a Couch and a TV

awkwardly a young man, no older than 23 approaches us

Tooru:"This here is Decemberist, he was a Chapel Janitor when we found him... his stand was just about manifesting by that time, we're still trying to figure out it's power."

he waves as multiple small creatures form around him

Tooru:"This is Rufi Wasureru, he deals with any witnesses... which considering nobody but other stand users can see stands and supernatural crime has been normalized by the existence of Quirks isn't a lot... but his house was Destroyed in the initial air blast of the Kamino incident and his family killed by the flying Debris to the battle after that."

he's silent for a while

"They..." Rufi begins "They didn't even mention them.... "Oh All Might's retiring!" apparently that was more important than those of us who lost our homes and loved ones...."

Are they telling me all this to pull on my emotions?

because I don't have those.... went Cold Turkey years ago.

Next he introduces me to a fairly handsome man

"This is Neru Kuwa. his stand, Runabout Sue allows him to get dirt on our "Associates" to ensure loyalty."

Suzuki flips him off as we walk past

Neru:"Come on Kiki, How was I suppose to know she was your Mom?!"

Suzuki:"Call me Kiki one more Time and you'll blow your last load..."

I feel like that sounded less-suggestive in her head

Suzuki seems to realize this as she corrects herself

"I'll Put an air bubble up your Uretrea and pop it like a animal balloon..."

I can feel all the males in the room wince from that threat

a fair skinned man with light hair

I'd say he would be found as quite attractive by the opposite gender

"Dolomite-Chan!" Suzuki calls out hugging the very handsome man

Tooru:"This is Dolomite, one of our oldest surviving members, besides me of course."

"Well I'm still younger than you by a long--" Dolomite begins before Tooru gives him a death stare

"Yo..." Dolomite greets me as he gently escapes Suzuki's death grip

finally Tooru leads me to a woman

Tooru:"And this is Miraschon, she's a felon who used her stand to escape Prison..."

Miraschon:"they put so much faith in their anti-Quirk sensors they aren't prepared for STANDO POWA!"

finally Tooru leads me to a bed

Tooru:"And this is your bed... you'll be sleeping here tonight correct?"

"Well I don't have anywhere else... I'm just ready to finally end today..." I respond rubbing the nape of my nose

but then something in my mind clicks...

"Hey Tooru?" I ask "why were you in the forest? if you really wanted to recruit me why not when I first met your stand?"

"Oh yeah..." Tooru begins "Well you've been fairly cooperative so I'll tell you.... we were pursuing Three enemy stand users... a Healer, a Murderer, and a Long range with an unspecified ability... they're on the run so Wonder of U won't work."

odd....

Tooru:"Well get a good nights rest, you're free to leave whenever you want but just know that I'll be calling in a target in the afternoon..."

he leaves as I can feel a cool chill leave with him...