Hayato:"I'm Going out to Get some Coffee, anyone want anything?"
Twice:"SCONE!!! I WANT A SCONE!!!!! Scones are yucky.... THEY'RE MY FAVOURITE!!!!"
Toga:"I'd like an espresso."
Dabi:"Make mine Black... like my soul..."
Hayato:"And your Hair... and jacket.... and just general atmosphere..."
a week ago I would have never back talked Dabi that much, but now that I've grown closer I can be as mean as I want....
Dabi:"I can Burn you to a Crisp."
Hayato:"I Know you can.... but Stray cat might be pretty Sour if you kill me."
he looks over to the potted Plant Cat.
Dabi rubs the Cat's head making him Purr
"You win this round..."
I leave off to buy the League-- I mean the "Paranormal Liberation Front Lieutenants" some Biscuits.
Cashier:"Will that be all Sir?"
Hayato:"Yes it will be."
WOW! a few Months ago I'd rather drown in Sodom than talk to a Cashier
(Not gonna lie I only know about Sodom through Emo the Musical)
This day is going just so Great
I haven't even had any Psychopathic thoughts today....
turns out slaughtering a City really helps with Murderous tendencies
I'd still never harm an innocent bystander though
Tomura was wrong about be just liking to kill but needing a reason.
I just like killing people that Oppose me
absolutely nothing could ruin this day--
I am tripped and fall face first into a puddle
"har Har, watch where yer going Fag..."
before I'd just shrug off that Insult and continue on but my lips move before I can consider my options
Hayato:"That is a very Offensive term and I'd appreciate it if you don't use Hate speech..."
R O A S T E D ! ! !
"huh? What the hell ya say Gayboy?"
Hayato:"Are you referring to me as Homosexual as an insult because you don't have the brain capacity to think of a real insult?"
"Wha? let's kick this Bitch in the ass..."
Hayato:"Oh, Quite original using Swears to try and prove a point..."
"SHUT UP!!!!"
before he can even get close Killer Queen smashes his head into the wall knocking him out
Killer Queen:"Wow.... only a Major Head Concussion? are you going soft on me?"
as I get out of eyesight I discreetly press my Thumb down
the Bystander's Screams of Horror echoes the Street as I walk on with my Associates requests
Hayato:"Here's the stuff you guys wanted... now if you excuse me I'm heading home to study for the Exams..."
Toga:"Kay Bye-Bye!"
I grab my bag and leave.
Stray cat has settled pretty well in the Hideout so I choose not to take him out, people might get suspicious.
with Danny Hunting down my Villain alter-Ego and Taro trying to Question me I need to be careful...
my weekly Visits with my dad have gotten a little awkward...
before I had the Moral High ground where I only killed people that pushed me into a corner
but now I'm a full blown wanted Villain
and all he wants to talk about is Diego and how your mom is doing
it's weird now.....
Diego:"How ya doing Sport? Workin' hard or Hardly Workin' eh?"
I ignore him
Diego:"Eh, it was worth a shot..."
Mom:"Hey Sweetie how was your day with your new Friends?"
Hayato:"well we Visited Deika City a few days ago...."
Mom:"Oh... that's nice..."
Diego gets close to you
"Let me Guess... it wasn't a terrorist attack was it..."
I say nothing
Diego:"HA! that's pretty impressive..."
I'm starting not to like Diego.... he's starting to act like he's my dad now....
obviously I don't HATE him and I don't want to kill him....
just he's starting to get on my nerves
oh god is it because he's going to maybe become my step-dad and thus I must dislike him?!
NAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH.....
I go to sleep after memorizing some Recipes I want to try out for Toga and Twice
maybe some cookies.... and a cake, Twice might like a Cake
then maybe Toga and I could try to make some Frozen Yogurt
that's a good idea....
the next day I'm hanging out at the Hideout as Tomura asks something of me
he places his Business Hand-Mask on
Tomura:"Hayato.... I want you to accompany me to an Island on the Coast of Nabu Island to.... tie up a loose end..."
Hayato:"You're going to have me kill someone aren't you..."
Tomura:"Yup...."
Hayato:"Well I don't have anything better to do..."
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My Quiet Life academia (BNHA X JJBA)
FanfictionWhen a Boy who just wants to live a Quiet Uneventful life manifests an ability stranger than any Quirk, will he use it for good? or will he fall to the Handside...