My Quiet Life academia (BNHA X JJBA)

Zen.... K im out of puns.....

I face down Josuke Higashikata

"Last time we fought You ran like a bitch." he remarks.

KQ:"True, but uncalled for."

"I prefer it to be Tactical retreat." I respond.

Killer Queen suddenly moves from its pose kicking up a dust cloud to obscure Josuke's vision.

Josuke puts his arm up to shield his eyes.

using this opportunity I draw my Knife and lunge forward in an attempt to stab him

Killing classmates is unbecoming of the inevitable future honour roll student.

but I can bare severely injuring Josuke Higashikata.

Crazy Diamond throws a punch which is blocked by a Killer Queen kick.

Swerving around I manuvour around the clash as swing the Knife aiming for the Rotator Cuff of his Left shoulder.

Suddenly through the dust an arm grabs me by the wrist

before I can comprehend my attacker I am punched in the gut before being Disarmed.

the Knife is cast aside as my arm is pulled before I am kneed in the testicles twice.

Killer Queen winces overlooking me now rolling around in agony gripping my balls

KQ:"The one weakness of Killer Queen: Kick za Dusto... Eyewear..."

"YO!" Suzuki Kuki calls out from behind a car. "You look like you need help? do you need help?"

"YeEeEeEeEes...." I squeak holding my groin.

Suzuki Kuki leaps over the car calling forth "G&G" using it to disperse the dust cloud and Clashing with Crazy Diamond.

I'd prefer to fight Josuke Higashikata while Suzuki Kuki fought Zenkei Fukusen

But I guess this will work too.

I get up calling Killer Queen to my side ready for a fight

I don't wish to kill her, but if I accidentally maiming her that's a sacrifice I'm willing to make...

Zenkei Fukusen gets in a fighting stance and faces me down

"Come at me bro."

(I also have this version)

(P.S there are no smuts I've never written a smut you have no proof)

At least this will be fairly simple...

as long as she isn't made aware of--

"Zenkei!" Josuke calls out. "Use your Quirk on them it'll have the same effect as it does on me!"

what IS my luck now a days?

without hesitation Zenkei Fukusen outstretches her arms activate her quirk.

I fall to one knee as Killer Queen is distorted

the usual nausea is added atop the nausea of being hit in the balls causing my lunch to come up

I am forced to swallow my own steaming hot Vomit holding my mask

"Can we switch!" I call out trying to keep myself from regurgitating my breakfast.

"Kinda busy with this guy!" Suzuki Kuki announces struggling to fend of Josuke Higashikata's Crazy Diamond.

Zenkei Fukusen appears ready to face me as I kneel on the ground.

"Give up." she states. "I don't want to hurt anyone further than I have to."

she prepares to use her quirk on me again

thinking quick I pull out my hidden shoe knife and stab it through her foot.

it barely hits bone as I still haven't replaced it and it remains a broken blade.

Zenkei Fukusen recoils in pain as I also take the opportunity to slash her knee reducing her inclination to kick if only slightly.

she then pulls a gun

KQ:"IS THAT A MOTHER FUCKING DESERT EAGLE?!?!"

"Why do you have a gun?!" I question.

"You have a knife." she answers

"HALF a knife." I correct.

"whatever." Zenkei Fukusen brushes off. "They're Rubber bullets anyway so they won't kill you.... I think..."

I grip my Knife and prepare for Killer queen to defend

suddenly a knife is thrown through my arm.

By heart skips a beat as I am immedietly brought back to my Dream

yanking the Knife out I find myself instinctively calling out

"SHOW YOURSELF DANNY BRANDO?!?!?!"

"Wait how do you know Danny?" Zenkei Fukusen asks as I duck for cover.

Killer Queen pops his head over to see it's not Danny Brando but is in fact just some shmuck pro hero

Zenkei Fukusen's face goes snow pale as she sees him

"That's Knivesalot... a sidekick in the speedwagon foundation... under..."

she realizes who else is here.

"OH CRAP MY DAD-- I MEAN CAPTAIN FUKUSEN IS HERE!!!"

she runs away as Josuke Higashikata follows

"This isn't over Kira." he mutters staring into my soul.

"GET BACK HERE MYSTERIOUS WARRIOR!!!" Captain Fukusen yells chasing after them being unable to see me and probably assuming Suzuki Kuki is a civilian.

does he...

not recognize his own daughter?

"That is hilarious..." I note in a monotone voice.

"That could have gone better..." Decemberist says poking his head out...